definitely not maya 🟣

I'm trying, ok

[rachel 🐸🔪 @rainylune]

being a good artist isn’t about having artistic talent. it’s about practice and having the willpower of a roach that has been smacked 20 times with a rolled up magazine and yet Still refuses to die

[Weatherday✦˖⋆ @Weatherday_PC]

Peep Show is so overlooked in midwest emo, like see how well it could work

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

OOOooOoOoo I don’t know WHO I ammmmmmm

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

When I type “hehe” this is what I mean

[dizzy @rundizzy]

if i ever saw a new color i would cry and quit my job and probably start stealing shit out of amazon prime vans

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

i put cartoon sound effects over a guy fighting a bear

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

yes ofc I’m part of the lgbt

L- Lactose intolerant
G- gluten allergy
B- Bloated all the time
T- Tummy always hurting

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Slut era” I say, refusing to leave my apartment more than 3 times a week

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: Marijuana Ranks Among Best Treatment For Persistent Existence https://t.co/1JnMFA1ojO

[Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli]

This is the future socialists want
https://t.co/8SAjBywRkf

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

Boba Manifesto

[. @ElsieKFisher]

i actually think nathan fielder is the only neurotypical person ever