Michael J Curran III

Chocolate milk enthusiast/world's worst bodybuilder

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

THATS A SPICY MEATBALL. LETS GO BRUINS

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Here's my annual Oscar ballot. Red checks are what I'm predicting to win. Blue checks are what I think should win. I put my full rankings for best picture. The big categories are easy but everything below the line is a crapshoot. 15 correct predictions would feel like a big win

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Carl Weathers has sadly passed away at the age of 76.

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Fins are up at half mast today
#RIPjimmybuffett

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

I would like to personally apologize to Joe Biden for everything I said about him in the last 2 hours

[Matt Pomeroy @MattPomPom]

I'm hearing that the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Contest will happen at 2:00 pm ET on ESPN2. NOT CANCELED!

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

We used to be a country

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

#BreakingNews The men's contest at the Nathan's hot dog eating competition CANCELED due to weather https://t.co/OsXRh2QQsO

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

On the first day of free agency? Why?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Game 7. Go C's #LFG #thankyoudad

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

I'm literally never going to get over this. I'm just going to be mad about this game until I die.

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

This game has taken at least 6 years off my life #Bruins

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A KREJCI TRAIN

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Get it together

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

RIP to the legend. Thanks for letting me be on your show that one time

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Jerry Springer, the longtime talk show host, has died at age 79, according to AP. https://t.co/XTEN5JVGlD

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

16/23

Not my best performance but this was a tough year and I can't complain too much

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

My annual #Oscars picks. Red checks for what I think will win and blue checks for what should win. I ranked the best picture nominees 1-10. I didn't pick short films because I haven't seen them. I didn't pick an international film because Decision to Leave wasn't nominated

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Also just want to get out ahead of this and say a lot of these are going to be wrong. This is a pretty unpredictable year

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

My annual #Oscars picks. Red checks for what I think will win and blue checks for what should win. I ranked the best picture nominees 1-10. I didn't pick short films because I haven't seen them. I didn't pick an international film because Decision to Leave wasn't nominated

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Let's go USA

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

The queen is smiling down after watching the Irish get beaten

[ESPN @espn]

🚨 MARSHALL UPSETS NO. 8 NOTRE DAME IN SOUTH BEND 🚨

@HerdFB

[Michael J Curran III @NotMikeCurran]

Shrekfest was lit as hell