Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio

Parody account for the 70th governor of Ohio. I love Fran’s pies, ties, and a good county fair. Social Distancing Champ 1947-present. Born to wear a mask.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

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This is my mask. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My mask is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my mask is useless. Without my mask, I am useless.

Also,

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

DEPORT VIVEK!!

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

@publicans_suck @GovMikeDeWine

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

The most popular stand at the Clark County Fair!! Especially with our vibrant #Haitian community!

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

Ohio was pivotal in leading many unvaccinated Haitians toward freedom. By nearly doubling the number vaccination sites along our Underground Railroad Trail, more of our Haitian allies will be protected…but unfortunately they will still be Haitian.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

If I had the constitutional freedom to compete as a woman in high school I could have finished solidly in the top 90% of almost every sport.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

At the heart of my plan is a fundamental belief: Every Ohioan deserves the opportunity to live up to their God-given potential. Part of that means removing the barriers to success, including access to sewing penises onto little girls for the profits of Ohio’s hospitals.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

Last night, Fran and I enjoyed taking part in the unveiling of the new “Ohioans in Space” painting. Ohio has always led the nation into space. Ohio will continue to do our part to support Texas and support policies to secure our border by launching those bad hombres out of here.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

What is a woman?

[Rob 😎 @USMCTexan78]

@GovMikeDeWine Thanks governor but this will not absolve you of the fact you refused to protect women. We won’t forget.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

The risk of going unvaccinated impacts not only those who choose not to be vaccinated but also those around them. @OHDeptofHealth Chief Medical Officer Dr. Bruce Vanderhoff explains. ⬇

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

If you can stay home, stay home. This is very, very serious. We have to take this down. The reason why we haven't issued a statewide shutdown is b/c of the ramifications of a shutdown. Everything we do during the HEAT WAVE is a balance.

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

Fran and I love the trips to Cosi with the grandkids to learn about Uranus. Stop by when in Columbus!

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

FRAN! WE’RE GOING TO NEED MORE BROWNIES!

https://t.co/NgG0QELI0e

[Mitchell Deihl 🟦 @DeihlMitchell]

Guys. @NotMikeDewine20 is THE social distancing CHAMP NO FUCKING WAY LETS GOOOOO Mr. Dewine!!!

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

Back-to-School means more kids going out of the house. Parents: make sure your kids have a fitted mask before they leave lockdown! They should be:
🚲Well maintained.
🚲 Age appropriate.
🚲 Worn correctly.
🚲 Appropriately certified.

#MaskUpOhio

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

I think that they are mostly caucasian. Does that answer your question?

[Matt @Matt35536867]

@GovMikeDeWine How Many of them are from single parent homes where the father is pushed out well the mother collects child support and government assistants?

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

It’s called teaching this younger generation about responsibility.

[Josey @DetransCowboy]

@GovMikeDeWine remember when you tried to force a 10 year old girl who was raped to carry to term?

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

🚨HEADS UP!!🚨

1000 feet is the new 6 feet and mask Clark County! Your government’s leadership is leading the way on train derailments. Have no fear! We are #inthistogether!!

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

The best way to prepare for the toxic Ohio River water and acid rain in your area is to ensure full and complete vaccination for the #Covid_19 virus.

#InThisTogetherOhio

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

OMG! West Palestine got hit also?

[megraham @megraham9]

@GovMikeDeWine Small pets, fish, fox, chickens are dying near West Palestine, OH. Vinyl Chloride, Butyl Acrylate, Ethylhexyl Acrytate, Ethylene Glycol Monobutyl, Hydrogen Choloride...all toxic in air, soil & water. @GovMikeDeWine @JDVance1 say go home after 3 days. Ohio River water supply?

[Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio @NotMikeDewine20]

My fellow Eastern Ohioans, have no fear of the poison gas cloud that we unleashed upon your community.

My best experts agree that the best course of action is to continue masking in all areas that air is present.

I will update you as the science changes.
#EastPalestineStrong