Not Mike Guentzel

Associate head coach of the University of Minnesota men's hockey team. I enjoy coaching defensemen and yelling. Father of @jakenbake20

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
@jakenbake20 is better at hockey
Than you

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

#karma

[Eric Vegoe @evegoe]

Only 24 days until the season opener and #Gophers hockey is again looking for an assistant coach despite it sounding like Chris McAlpine was their guy a week ago.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

I PASSED ON AMAZING GENES TO MY PROGENY https://t.co/KF4oe9tMyI

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

First goal of the game: Jake Guentzel
Last goal of the game: Jake Guentzel

That’s how you bookend yet another solid performance 😎

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

@JamieHersch @jakenbake20 Chalk it up to outstanding parenting, Jamie.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

ALL MY KID DOES IS SCORE GOALS IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS
#parenting #ChipOffTheOlBlock https://t.co/WFqqxU9uwL

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

GOAL! GUENTZEL WITH THE RE-DIRECT! The #Pens take the 3-2 lead with 12:12 left in the game. Penguins fans going crazy here at Capital One Arena.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

CHIP OFF THE OL' BLOCK
#parenting https://t.co/ikHKx6y2Qv

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

We mic'd one player in Game 6.

We think we hit the Jakepot.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

MY KID IS BETTER AT HOCKEY THAN YOUR KID https://t.co/iUQBoLRqvc

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Guentzel has recorded just the third four-goal game in Penguins playoff history. The others? Mario Lemieux on 04.25.89 (five goals) and Kevin Stevens on 05.21.91.

Here's a link to our video player. Things are gettin' crazy: https://t.co/v3ViLfnElO

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

Atta boy. #ChipOffTheOlBlock https://t.co/aseeUplSvi

[NHL GIFs @NHLGIFs]

The @penguins take a 2-1 lead on @jakenbake20's goal.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

This is some grade A bullshit. #HireGuentzel https://t.co/bfz4a2oqat

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Join us in welcoming the 15th head coach in #Gophers Hockey history!

READ: https://t.co/SgLrFH5lVC

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

#HireGuentzel https://t.co/64ldhHIX8E

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

I accept this endorsement. Look at that salad! https://t.co/sP1xv3cqDI

[Commissioner Fake Don Lucia @FakeDonLucia]

I would like to hereby endorse @NotMikeGuentzel as my replacement. Here's a recent photo:

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

@BenjaminJDawson I'll work cheap.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

#FireLucia
#HireGuentzel

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

Fire Lucia. Hire Guentzel.

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

#FireTheDon https://t.co/lsXhSvAJS1

[JoeChristensen @JoeCStrib]

Decision time for Gophers AD Mark Coyle on contracts for Don Lucia, Marlene Stollings and Richard Pitino: https://t.co/7SGwv7hQOV

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

@FakeDonLucia

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

@FakeDonLucia

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

Look at me. I'm the Captain now. https://t.co/kcVINUiOqa

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Coach Guentzel on illness in the #Gophers locker room including Coach Lucia...

“Our trainer needs to be our best player right now.”

[Not Mike Guentzel @NotMikeGuentzel]

Make it so. https://t.co/C5GlRbmVSj

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

Per Shooter: "If there’s a #Gophers men’s hockey coaching change, the people’s choice to take over remains top assistant Mike Guentzel" https://t.co/7aqfgxvJEu