NotMurphNotAndy

A Murph and Andy parody account weekdays from 2-4. Brought to you by Parody Accounts 'R' Us.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy I always knew @keithmurphy was a Russian homer. (murphstache was dead giveaway) Hawkeyes and Russkies, bedtime kisses for the commies. Sheesh. What's next, Cyclones too. Probably. Do you not believe in miracles.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

Seven!

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@ChrisMWilliams It’ll be interesting once the season starts, because opposing teams really should know if there is an active outbreak amongst a team. Then do you quarantine? Delay a game? Reschedule? Lots to consider. Quarantines are what slow the spread. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy @wcipoolsandspas @CaptainMorganUS

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy I thought I saw some where that the IAHSAA had said they are following the health departments recommendations. Which is currently that they don't need to cancel group activities.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy @wcipoolsandspas Personally I don't mind it in practices, weight rooms, "behind the scenes" ... I don't want to hear it at games or in view of a larger audience that includes anyone other than coaches, trainers, and players.

[Murph & Andy @Murph_Andy]

WHAT. A. STORY. Thank you loyal listeners and sponsors, you are The Best.

And thank you @iHeartRadio for listening to the people and changing your mind.

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

They’re ALL back Tuesday on @1460kxno, and now they’ve given us an FM signal. 📻 💥

Power to the people. ✊🏻 Thank you. You made this happen.

(Not pictured but also returning, @Sean23Roberts)

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy I guess to me it just doesn't seem logical that the Patriots would take the chance when playing a one win team. Wouldn't they wait until this week to film the Bills ... I really think it's a mistake by a videographer who probably works in marketing and messed up.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy *kick return, @Murph_Andy

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy Tim Dwight's punt return came in the 4th quarter of a 31-6 game ... so ... still Super Bowl, still top ... but it didn't mean much in the scope of that game. Kittle's play was really damn tough and set up the win.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy ... to those going to the bowl game it's location that matters. To MOST fans, since most don't go, it's about opponent.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

Every photo of @keithmurphy is a nude since he shaved the #MurphStache .... @Murph_Andy #BringBackTheStache

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@keithmurphy @Murph_Andy ... IF Iowa beats Michigan this week and Penn St. beats Purdue ... @CollegeGameDay in Iowa City? At an SEC game this week. Already been to Texas this year ... or is Red River too big and they'll go back to Texas again?

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy Oreos are TERRIBLE because the cream filling is disgusting. That's an unpopular opinion, but hey ... I'm not Murph, I'm not Andy. #PeanutButterPatties all day.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please
It's Christmas eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says theres not much time
You see shes been sick for quite a while
I know these shoes would make her smile
But she'd settle for a murphstache

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim ...... go home Jim, you're drunk.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

@Murph_Andy I just feel you can't censor to resolve poor judgement, but you can parent your children to help make better choices. Lots of videos of dangerous activities on YouTube that kids emulate and could get hurt or die. It's a hollow gesture on a trendy topic.

[NotMurphNotAndy @NotMurphNotAndy]

Twitter and YouTube pulling videos is censorship. I don't like the precedent it sets. Parents need to be more aware of their children. That's where the responsibility belongs. It's why movies have ratings and music has warnings. @Murph_Andy