Not_My_Dog

I am Not My Dog. I like ice cream & rides the in the car. My vet says I’m very happy! I love being a dog & making new friends. I hope you enjoy following me.

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

Mom got a #kongbox because I destroy all my toys. Mom laughed because I ALWAYS kill stuffed animals in minutes. I found where she hid him & played with him all day. I sleep w/ him & 💙 him. I haven’t destroyed him yet. I 💙🐾💙 my @kong_box and my #knotsbear thanks @kongcompany

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@Gosleepriya 2

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@RemainnSilent @Mimiiben1 I was trying to understand where the answers came from. Even the ones getting 33, I suppose they think 6/3 is 3?

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@Mimiiben1 34, but I am a math tutor.

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@farman4x 4

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@itsm_hope Why do you ask these stupid questions.

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@Aria124634 I’m not responding with the answer because nearly 3k got it right. My question is why did you junk up my feed with this stupid tweet.

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@1109Patricia I love this. I think I saw it the first time about 10-12 years ago. It’s hysterical.

[Jim Montgomery @PhillyJimbo]

Phillies Karen may not be a good person but she shouldn't lose her job.

#phillies #ringthebell #philly #phillysports #mlb #phillieskaren #karen

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@JDVanceNewsX 😹 this won’t happen 🙀

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

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@RepSwalwell Wait, if YOU commit treason with a foreign operative in your bed, do YOU have to sit it out?

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

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[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@Matt_Pinner 😝 4 eggs 🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🍳

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

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[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

@bentichy @kylenabecker Where is this information documented and per reviewed? I prefer not to see the NYT as a source ~ too often a leaked lie to the NYT is used as a reliable source when, in fact, it is fake news. They get Pulitzer Prizes for said “news”.

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Ha!!!!! This Shania Twang show has got me fired up!! Saturday! @OleRed Tishomingo! https://t.co/SZ9xWjjxox

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

Comfortably resting on this a Boxing Day… 💤 @ Texas https://t.co/xrWrf01BcG

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

So excited to see my friends @langevethospital and get my allergy 💉! Everyone loves me here 💙🐾💙 they are always so happy to see me! https://t.co/cPR9N7JMHT

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

Saturday morning nappies after a long game of ball. @ Texas https://t.co/45l7rHW1FH

[Not_My_Dog @NotMyDog4]

I am not a morning dog 🐾💙🐾 @ Texas https://t.co/BGqfGSIq2O