RICHDEBT

Debt, but with better PR.
Rich people. Rich countries.
Somehow, your problem. Financial satire.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

It started with rich people in debt.
Then we looked at the countries.
You borrow: bad decisions.
They borrow: financial strategy.
A country borrows: congratulations, you're a taxpayer.

solana:GiUHYs5Hsv94P8bR9m26DsXsX8E786rQsFsPK6spump: memes about people who can afford everything except the bill.

CA:GiUHYs5Hsv94P8bR9m26DsXsX8E786rQsFsPK6spump

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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' Robert Kiyosaki is $1,200,000,000 in debt.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

You can track the fries in real time.

For your wages, please contact a lawyer.
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[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Zohran Mamdani: “DoorDash had underpaid more than 260K delivery workers across New York City. Today, after years of corporate greed and impunity, we are holding DoorDash to account. I am proud to announce that DoorDash will pay more than $131M, the largest settlement for food delivery workers ever secured in American municipal history and a landmark win for those who have been mistreated and abused for years with nowhere to turn”

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Shorted Bitcoin with leverage.
Successfully hedged against having money.
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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Bitcoin surges 6% to $86,000

Over $575,000,000 in leveraged short positions have been liquidated from the crypto market in the past 12 hours.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Can't afford the house.

Can absolutely bankrupt the open-house cookie tray.
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[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Housing Market

Existing Home Sales on track for 4 million this year, the fewest since 1995 📉 🏡

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

I miss when being wrong on this app was free.
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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: X partners with crypto and stock exchanges to allow trading from the timeline.

• Gemini
• Kraken
• Moomoo
• Coinbase
• Interactive Brokers

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Calling it “junk” and asking for $11 billion.

I want whoever wrote this in charge of my salary negotiations.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: SoftBank is set to raise more than $11 billion, in what will be one of the biggest junk bond deals ever, to fund a follow-on investment in OpenAI, per Bloomberg.

As part of its funding campaign this year, SoftBank has sold ~$15 billion worth of notes, making it the biggest junk-rated borrower in bond markets so far in 2026.

We are seeing unprecedented debt market activity to fund AI.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Saudi left the project last year.
De-dollarization just found the unread breakup text.
https://t.co/pLdi7FV1db

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇸🇦🇨🇳 Saudi Arabia withdraws from Chinese-led digital currency & blockchain payment system that reduces reliance on the US dollar.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Uncle Sam is about to text countries he hasn't spoken to since high school.
“Hey stranger. You liquid?”
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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

🇨🇳🇺🇸 China cuts US Treasury holdings to an 18-year low

• China has been reducing its holdings for over a decade, down from around $1.3 trillion in the early 2010s to $618 billion today.

• The decline accelerated after 2022 as China became more concerned about relying too heavily on US assets.

• Foreign governments are buying fewer US Treasuries, while hedge funds and other investors are buying more.

• Weaker foreign demand is helping push Treasury yields higher, with the 30-year yield recently hitting a nearly 20-year high.

• Higher yields mean the US government has to pay more to borrow money.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Whatever it's worth now, that's house money spent on a JPEG.

And somehow MY coffee budget needs supervision.
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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

YouTuber Logan Paul purchased this NFT for $635,000 in 2021.

Today, it's worth $96.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Central banks buying gold is the chef ordering takeout.
https://t.co/yibiwqI8An

[Barchart @Barchart]

Global Central Banks now own the most Gold this century 🚨🚨🚨

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Financed my groceries.
Good luck repossessing the sandwich.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Total consumer credit surged +$18.1 billion in July, to a record $5.19 trillion.

This follows +$14.6 billion in June and marks the 13th consecutive monthly increase.

Revolving credit, which includes credit cards, jumped +$2.8 billion, to a record $1.36 trillion.

Non-revolving credit, covering auto and student loans, rose +$15.3 billion, to $3.83 trillion, an all-time high.

This also marks the biggest monthly increase since March 2025.

US consumers are "fighting" inflation with more debt.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Q4: expensive oil, possible rate hikes, elections.
My credit card is applying for political asylum.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Prepare for an incredibly eventful Q4.

We now have the Fed expected to raise interest rates again by year-end with midterm elections 45 days out.

Meanwhile, oil prices are back above $100/barrel amid record diesel prices and a global fuel shortage.

This comes as 10Y Note Yield rises above 5.00%, the stock market nears record highs, and the AI Revolution continues to accelerate.

And, earnings season is set to begin in just a few weeks with big tech companies currently investing $1+ trillion in annual CapEx.

Monetary policy, geopolitics, energy, elections, and AI are all converging.

We will be breaking it all down in real-time right here on X.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Liberté. Égalité. Walk to work.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

They call it a windfall.
I'm the piñata.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: European governments are discussing imposing a "bloc-wide windfall tax" on energy companies as record fuel prices pile pressure on leaders to contain mounting public discontent.

Across the EU, gas prices are now up +24% year-over-year, while diesel is up +38%, and jet fuel is up over +100%.

Europe's worst-ever energy crisis is getting worse.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

At these borrowing costs, the Eiffel Tower is going on Facebook Marketplace.
Pickup only.
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[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: France

France's 10-Year Bond Yield hits highest level since the Global Financial Crisis 🤯 👀

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

My oil is on a luxury cruise.
Apparently I'm the rowing machine.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

While everyone is watching crude oil futures, the physical crude oil market is out of control.

Shipping costs for crude oil are surging at a near-unprecedented rate.

The cost to ship 2 million barrels of crude oil from West Africa to China is now up to $23.59/barrel.

To put this into perspective, in July, the cost for the same shipment ~$6.50/barrel.

That's a +258% surge in shipping costs in just 2 months.

We are witnessing one of the largest global energy shocks ever recorded.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Just renamed my mortgage "Greenland security."
Should be free now.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says the US has entered an agreement with Denmark and Greenland that gives the US “permanent control over security and all other needs in Greenland.”

“There will be no cost to the United States,” Trump says.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

My toaster has never bought Russian oil.
Apparently that won't save it.
https://t.co/jVfe7wRQIG

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇷🇺 President Trump officially signs bill to impose up to 100% tariffs on countries buying Russian oil.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Buffett steps down at 96.
My retirement plan still requires a few shifts as a ghost.
https://t.co/l0nxpccAKj

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Warren Buffet officially steps down as Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Bought toothpaste in four installments.
Economists are calling me resilient.
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[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

US consumers just keep on spending.

US retail sales rose +1.2% in August, the largest monthly increase since March.

At the same time, retail sales excluding autos increased +1.4%, the 2nd-biggest monthly increase since January 2023.

Furthermore, control-group sales, which feed into the GDP calculation, surged +1.4%, the largest monthly increase since September 2024.

Meanwhile, retail sales adjusted for inflation rose +0.8% MoM in August, to a record $231.6 billion.

Since January 2026, real retail sales have risen +$6.7 billion, or +3.0%.

The US consumer is still spending despite inflation.

[RICHDEBT @NotMyInvoice]

Official dinners banned. Foreign delegations exempt.
The chicken is applying for a passport.
https://t.co/uqiNEQjE7t

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Pakistan has imposed "lockdown-like" measures amid its fuel and gas crisis due to historically low supply, including fuel allocation reductions and a mandatory 9 PM market closure.

Details include:

1. Pakistan has now mandated all markets to close by 9 PM and the purchase of new government vehicles has been banned

2. The country is also implementing a 50% cut in fuel allocations for government vehicles

3. The government has announced a 5% reduction in non-employee-related spending and banned official foreign visits, urging virtual meetings instead

4. Official dinners have been prohibited, except those hosted for foreign visitors and delegations

Today marks day number 202 of the Iran War.