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I might be banned from 3 laundromats. Never confirmed, never denied. New chaos daily, let me eat your notes!

[Certified Menace 🧡 @NotMyUmaru]

@janedesires Secrettttt

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@Shitpost_2048 She's Hibernating

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@OhMyEmz I am smol but sometimes I need to be beeg. What a troubling situation... I rather be smol all the time!

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@Ok_Cinema0 Shrek 2 all night all day

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@istgnolimit The day I call it X is the day you know I've been replaced by a clone

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She just turns the volume up two clicks and goes back to folding towels.

We've done this every Tuesday for six weeks now.

She just started requesting songs last week.
Me:

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The laundromat had a busted karaoke machine sitting in the corner for months, obviously just decoration at this point.

I plugged it back in to hum along during my spin cycle. The Owner walks over, full panic..

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@Ryfic_Official I need to plan a photography trip to go out there with a few friends next time and go to the big mountains and glaciers lol

[The Scotographer @scotographer]

Roadtripping through the Scottish Highlands 😍 @BBCScotlandNews #Scotland #photography

[Travel and Nature Photography @Nature_Travel_]

[OC] Abraham Lake’s Crazy Frozen Bubbles [1078 × 1617] - rileybyington - #travel #photography

https://t.co/L8WZdy4vy6

[とし @tmnw]

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#photography

#鉄男の部屋

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@Chilijuux Why stop there? :U

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@Real_Mamochi You need to get into the habit of asking your community what they think you should do instead of cutting everything off. I believe everyone will stick around if you change it to Per Creation instead of per month. You are fine, you are damn epic, you are a badass and we love you.

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@Sinqnew Even tree's want to dance

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@_Just_Shep_ Next time projectile spit all over the pizza.

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@Sinqnew Explosion!!

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@Sinqnew Destress with the best! With me ofcourse <3

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@Sinqnew You see the Sims 4 is getting pets finally?

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@Sinqnew Shot through the heart!~~