Notnaked

Long time artist, first time creator. Designs designed to make you smile and make others smile with you. 🖤

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Me: 🤷🏻 Seems like a lot of rules.
Priest: Umm. You know, there wouldn’t be peanut butter without God.
Me: So basically peanut butter is God incarnate??
Priest: Well not-
Me: I’m down. Peanut butter fountains in heaven and sh*t.
Hey, is God the kind you have to stir?
Priest:…

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GM. 1 creative morning thought. “Game of Face Thrones”

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Playing with color. 🎩 Missing my childhood magic set. 🪄

#notnaked #notnakedapparel #magic #ibelieve #believeinmagic #magik #graphicdesign #procreate #ipad https://t.co/qOgcXDokF7

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If it hasn’t happened yet @Crocs def should consider making salt and pepper shakers. Ya know, shake it out through the shoe holes? 😎

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How my phone makes me feel… sometimes.
#notchill #zerochill #ifyourenotchillandyouknowit #iphone

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I hear you
But I’m just saying
#goodquotes

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That moment: when you’re asleep but your conscious mind recognizes that you’re asleep moments before you actually wake up #thatmomentwhen #sleepy #wakeup

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When I woke up I didn’t remember what day it was. So for a few seconds it was all the days. #Schrödinger's Day. #philosophizeit

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Weigh in:

Working from home killed the Thermos.

True?
#WorkFromHome #thermos #murder

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I have similar emotions when trying to grate the last bit of cheese and when trying to use the last sliver of soap. #itsavibe

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Shout out to everyone who pictures scallions when they hear the word “shallots.”

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Coming soon

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I would like the cumulative data on how many people participated in a Zoom meeting while pooping. #data #bigquestions

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@DelsObispo Ummm. Pretty sure it’s just a byproduct of Chicago. It’s the windy city bc it produces all the wind.

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Anyone else remember #animorphs?
Pretty the only reasons I’m literate are animorphs, goosebumps and the hardy boys.

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“Impermanent Solution” a short story

I woke up to crippling caffeine withdrawals. I went to the kitchen and made coffee and drank it.
#storytime

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@Junkszie Oh yeah, this is Johnny Depp’s new NFT venture. DeppFest

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“Flat Tire” - a short story
I woke up at 2am and couldn’t sleep. I decided to go for a drive.
I got outside to find my car had a flat tire.
So I sold the car as punishment for ruining my evening.

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Some digiart. Stoking on this digital painting stuff. Might even try some analog stuff.

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Rent-a-bikes are the great social equalizer.