Not Nick Johnson

I love cats! and pizza! and Calvinism!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

To celebrate St. David's Day here's my piece from 'The Pointless History Of The World' about how amazing Wales is...

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Happy birthday to me! I accept $$, sardines, or T-Swizzle Mixtapes. Thanks for making @ImNickJohnson Great Again!

[Sen. James Lankford @SenatorLankford]

We're endowed by the Creator with certain unalienable rights, including life. U.S. must be a nation that protects ALL children. #RoeVWade

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Uninsured...and rich! https://t.co/cSacagJZMV

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The Obamacare marketplace is now open. If you're uninsured, now is the time to shop for a plan and #GetCovered. https://t.co/7mJYFEz4QS

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

@NikkiGilliam14 I heard it's going down in the DMs.

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

@RocketPackJack Let's just say that @ImNickJohnson has...uhm...moved on.

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

@RocketPackJack Any chance I'll see you through my telescope next year? #VBS2017

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Perhaps LifeWay is getting a nice sponsorship from Unrollme?? https://t.co/h0utMv8h01

[Rocket Pack Jack @RocketPackJack]

Unsubscribe from unwanted emails and combine the rest into a single daily digest with @Unrollme https://t.co/Po1ivZNC6G

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

It's my birthday! I'll accept cake, money, or chew sticks!

[jordan brown @_jordanbrownn]

happy birthday😂🎉 @ImNickJohnson @NotNickJohnson

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Enjoying watching Pentatonix at the @BGCO #stateevangelismconference #sec15

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

I had a lot of fun pointing all the messengers into various bathrooms when it was time for the sessions.

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Wishing I could get @FryklundLaurie to come serenade me in my office today.

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Driving the church van down the interstate when I saw a cherry red Ferrari. Revved my engine twice. #PastorLife

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Never Forget 🇺🇸. Let's go USA!!!

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

Slide into your DMs like...

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

It is hard to sense the Spirit's presence in any particular moment. However, with hindsight it is amazing to see his work.

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

@FryklundLaurie @jeffdejac I only listen to @justinbieber. #belieber

[Not Nick Johnson @NotNickJohnson]

@kels495 I get it.