Nolan Teasley

Minnesota Vikings General Manager.
All opinions are somebody else’s 🤷‍♂️

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Told y’all I wasn’t the one calling the shots…

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@AdamSchefter Fired by Adam Schefter

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Well damn…

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The Vikings fired GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, per sources.

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Naz Reid.

Wolves in 5!

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The #Vikings have traded up to the #1 overall selection in the 2025 NFL Draft, per me.

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@SkolBros Patience is a virtue. Those who wait shall be rewarded

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Alright, who do we want next?

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@SkolBros @LETSgoVIKS999 I am Kwesi

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@DMRussini It’s those roasted garlic triscuits

https://t.co/g6IpONfbIs

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Just got off the phone with Cooper… One of his demands was to keep his locker stocked with Roasted Garlic Triscuits. Can’t say I’ve heard that one before.

Expect a decision by this weekend 👀

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More of a rosemary and olive oil guy myself

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Just got off the phone with Cooper… One of his demands was to keep his locker stocked with Roasted Garlic Triscuits. Can’t say I’ve heard that one before.

Expect a decision by this weekend 👀

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Welcome back 22

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@SkolBros Working on something with former Panthers TE Ian Thomas

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@SkolBros Amen brother. Let me know who you want next and I’ll see what I can do.

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@prestonjrcpl I didn’t know McCarthy had a season ending injury - thanks for that info!!

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We will not be signing QB Aaron Rodgers

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@brian_mullins85 @DeveauxD1204 Your guy’s combined followers are less than the number of starters on a football team… and that’s assuming you aren’t the same person.

Time to make a new burner

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This is what you can do when you aren’t paying the contracts that Spielman pushed 5 years down the road

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@Vikings

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@Tim_DeBoer71 Tim DeBoer in danger of being an idiot