NotNotRob

[amina | 🇻🇳🇵🇭🇲🇾 @perlurpostulinn]

uk news be like:
"The government is set to ban "fun" for under-16s"
"Protestors burn 100 migrants at the stake"
"Opinion: autism isn't real and is made up by tiktok"
"Gulags to be set up for trans teens"

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Statistically, you're more likely to be nonced by a member of the House of Commons or House of Lords than on eBay.

[turbomander @turbomander]

the "S&P 500"? Buddy, there’s only one S & P I care about

[melon dot com @akii_lvl]

𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗
Ancient horses
𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗𓃗
Ancient horse party
𓃗🪩𓃗🎉𓃗🪩𓃗🎉𓃗🪩𓃗🎉𓃗🪩𓃗🎉𓃗🪩𓃗🎉

[fatima bhutto 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷 @fbhutto]

“A “closed” session will take place this afternoon, meaning evidence is being submitted by Britain’s security agencies that neither Ammori nor her lawyers can see or contest” remember what they do to Palestine they will soon to do you

[BBC Bristol @BBCBristol]

Hackers publish 320,000 school files on dark web https://t.co/kbY2OmFUQG

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

My hotel room was forced while I was in the Supreme Court and the jamb spilt apart. But nothing was taken, £180 cash left on the table.

Please note just in case. I am not suicidal, I have the most wonderful family and friends and many battles to fight.

[NewsCord @newscord_org]

Outside the Supreme Court, where the Palestine Action appeal hearing closed for the day, a man was arrested for saying, "In the UK, it's a crime to say, I support Palestine Action".

Police reportedly said it was due to the length of the pause between "crime to say" and "I support.."

[Tony Coffey @The__Goomba]

I’m so damn tired of the rest of us having to put our biometrics onto every site we use because the government don’t trust parents to parent.

[𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @treasonoustris]

the UK public: hi government, can you help us out with the cost of living? global warming is damaging our infrastructure and there aren't enough jobs.

the UK government:

[wink ❤️ @winkree]

Bought monster rounds and suddenly started dealing more damage to the enemy Graves

[Cheug Knight @chiweethedog]

56 million square feet of forest. There needs to be public beheadings.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[Llana of Gathol @llanaofmars]

Lock them up.
Google didn’t just do this. There are Google employees who made the call and carried this out.
PUT THEM IN PRISON.

[Heydarist 🇰🇵 @HydristOfficial]

“enjoy your two-parent solution”

[Matt @trainfanmatt]

And it begins!

5000 people out of work and replaced by AI. I am sure this will really improve the experience for those people who bank with @Barclays!

I hope there is a plan for how future generations are going to make money when there are no jobs for humans to do 🤔

[courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages]

An IDF sniper just shot at me and my colleague Ali while we were working in Zowtar Al Gharabieh. We were clearly marked press and standing with a member of the Lebanese army.

[Stop the Forever Wars @DoctorFishbones]

Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026

[eula | the journey messiah @stayoncourses]

BESTIE JUST SAID IF THEY KIRK DONALD TRUMP WE MIGHT GET 1.5K CARATS IM DYIGNSUSJSH

[Annia Ciezadlo @annia.bsky.social @annia]

So under Anthropic's bill, Anthropic can kill 49 people and steal up to a billion dollars before anyone can legally stop them