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maybe someday I'll post regularly enough to get mutuals

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@john34766308 Man really found himself in this scenario and thought it was a good idea to mouth off

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@aa12aftercare I like to assume that ~2% of that brainpower goes towards critical functions like breathing while the rest is exclusively dedicated to cool bug facts

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@aa12aftercare truly, we live in a olliegarchy

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@eternalsoulrape

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@GorgeousGnocchi @LFenring78 @r0segardenn Damn, so you're saying that there's only ever been one single woman who placed in the top ten at any point in history, with literally every single other spot taken by men? I feel like there's a different conclusion to draw from this than that "men are uneducated"

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@anurag1210 @Slopagandist814 Yes, yes, an Indian representing Canada got caught cheating and downplayed it as an oopsie, we know. Emphasis on "Indian."

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@anurag1210 @Slopagandist814 An Indian in Canada is still an Indian, Anusrag.

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@cremieuxrecueil There is only one solution

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@refocuspocus @Howlingmutant0 @DissidentSoaps Absolutely nuts to call Sean Bean's peak work a budget version of anything (you are entirely correct)

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@JoelWebbon

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@LyleMakes @WomanDefiner Was that the Simon Says guy? I think that was in Vegas, and iirc the cop got away with it despite tons of evidence showing that he had basically been waiting for a chance to use his (extremely cringeworthy) customized gun.

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@freesiathefairy @MurrayHillGuy1 Oh man, you don't have any idea just how wrong you are

(the answer is very wrong)

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@bugseid I feel like this is prime unexplored territory for a water strider

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@ponymoe Does this qualify as cannibalism

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@Ethelbrait1941 Brace yourself, Ethel. I fear there is... bad news... regarding the Minions memorabilia....

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@AliceFromQueens @WomanDefiner Oh, there was definitely hysteria on display. The problem is that it was government-backed hysteria forcing people to stay locked down for months on end. Actually insane that your ilk think you can make such an obvious lie true by repeating it over and over.

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@ethnodorc @martianwyrdlord "Stop bringing up the humiliating failures of the people who hate us and want us dead and erased, or they'll hate us even more" is a pretty interesting take

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@SirStuffings @AuronMacintyre "Anyone who watches Ben"

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@DianeCo47463057 @libsoftiktok You need to think of it through a wider lens. It's not so much about the fairly small amount NOW, but rather about setting a precedent that dine-and-dashing will be punished. Failure to do that could easily lead to more incidents, and eventually the total loss will balloon.

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@Mystique7654 @TheOnlyDSC The problem is that the very nanosecond you do that, there suddenly WILL be enough cops... but they'll be arresting you instead of the apes, and you won't be getting let out scot-free in a few hours like the ferals would.