Pascal

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[Demi God @TripathiVerse]

Imagine the level of mental brainwashing BJPee has done that people here are calling a kid who is already distressed with his 12th Board results because of CBSE as a Pakistani because his account shows South Asia

Stay strong Vedant,we oppose the OSM system by CBSE

#CBSE

#cjp

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Ruturaj Gaikwad is so hated even by CSK fans that we are not sad that CSK has failed to qualify for playoffs but instead we r happy because these mfs deserves this

@ChennaiIPL Add Thala Dhoni into playing Xi against GT else u r gonna lose whatever fanbase u have left

#CSKvsSRH

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

FuckBJP

#electionresult2026

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Government of India testing new alert system to notify nation of Narendra Modi's resignation soon

#alert

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Riteish Deshmukh and his wife Genelia started their company by name "imagine meats"

But since he's releasing his movie "Raja Shivaji" he has changed the domain to imagine foods to fool hindus but forgot to remove it from his bio.

#RajaShivaji #SalmanKhan

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Chokli and HAARCB have been cooked.

#GTvsRCB #RCBvsGT

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

If Thalapathy Vijay Becomes CM of Tamil Nadu,TN will lose all of its respect.

It's quite stupid to change ur CM just for a movie star

#ExitPoll #ThalapathyVijay #ElectionResults

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

@iamsrk Hakla doing paid posts

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

The Real terrorist is staying in THE WHITE HOUSE.

Turn the white house red before they use nukes against IRAN.

Trump has lost his mind.

#IranWar‌ #TrumpsWar #Israël

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Surgery star Allu arjun should be kicked out from indian film industry.

His birthday should be declared as national Surgery day.

#AlluArjun #HappyBirthdayAlluArjun #Tollywood

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Salman Khan ka Rajpal Yadav ke support me ek tweet ne Chokli ke Dhurandhar PR pe moot diya hai.

Virat Kohli has no relevance left.

All his Buzz gone.

#SalmanKhan #RajpalYadav #Dhurandhar‌TheRevenge

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Biggest cricketers in india in descending order:
1 Dhoni
2 Sachin
3 Rohitman Sharma
4 Vaibhav Sooryavanshi
5 Riyan Parag
6 Prince Gill
6 Abhishek Sharma
7 Ishan Kishan
9 Kapil dev
10 Jaiswal
11 Joe root
12 Narendra Modi
13 Rahul Gandhi
14 Salman khan
15 Jay shah

#RCBvsCSK

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

How to block these RCB dogs from the timeline.

#RCBvsCSK

[कट्टर INDIA समर्थक 🦁🇮🇳 ™ @KKRWeRule]

RCB ki maar leta tha.

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

🚨 | BREAKING :

Ruturaj Gaikwad has been ruled out of IPL 2026 due to testicular torsion.

Ms Dhoni to lead for the rest of the season.

#RCBvsCSK

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

CSK is another RCB without Dhoni

#RCBvsCSK

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

CSK did a mistake..they sudnt have taken Virat Kohli's wicket

#RCBvsCSK

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Why are CSK playing matt henry in every match man.

He hasn't performed in any of the matches played so far.

Useless.

#RCBvsCSK

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Imagine how low standards Kohli has set for himself and his franchise that scoring a mere 28 runs with an underpar Strike rate of 150 is considered an achievement for him.

I know RCB has posted this just to troll him and increase the engagement 🤣

#RCBvsCSK #CSKvsRCB

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

Struck at over 1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ and delivered 2️⃣8️⃣ valuable runs when the wicket was doing quite a bit. 🫡👏

#PlayBold #ನಮ್ಮRCB #IPL2026 #RCBvCSK

[Pascal @NotOutPascal]

Anushka Sharma today after Virat Kohli's dismissal:

#RCBvsCSK