Kat Pelsey

Not Louisville’s Head Basketball Coach and definitely not his burner account either. IYKYK. Parody.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Talking to alums gets me fired up!

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

That face you make when something smells rank… I mean RANKED! L’s up! #Top25

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I declined.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Mark Prosser offered me $10k to let Winthrop win tonight.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Mark Prosser offered me $10k to let Winthrop win tonight.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Saw this important message on campus earlier in the week and figured I’d share it with #CardNation ❗️

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

YO! #GoCards #Louisville

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

@LouisvilleMBB @patkelsey @NeilHuffman

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

They may have Morehead, but we have more heart!

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

My top priority as Louisville’s head men’s basketball coach is to kick Kentucky’s ass!

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

If you listen real close, you can hear that ball startin’ to bounce…🏀…🏀…🏀

#GoCards

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

@JonRothstein Jon, I’ve got an extra profile picture if you need one. #CardNation

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

🐓🐓🐓

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Sources: John Calipari is finalizing a five-year deal to become the next coach at Arkansas. The deal is expected to be completed in the next 24 hours.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

In a deck full of clubs, diamonds, hearts and spades… be an ACE! #CARDS

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Like I said!

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Free my boy Chris! #ChrisMack #OurSuspension

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Hey @UKCoachCalipari get ready to hold one of these buddy

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

It’s pretty cool how all the 2013 national championship decor has a little star on it to signify how special that team was. We’re going to have a lot of stars as long as I’m the coach at Louisville.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Louisville students! I need my press conference LOUD and HOSTILE! I want it POPPIN! I’m ready to lead the chicken to the mashed potatoes and gravy. That’s a metaphor for taking the Cardinals to another national title.

They don’t call me Colonel Kelsey for nothing.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Louisville here I come! #YumYum

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

You can count us out, but don’t bet against us!

#OurCity #BetResponsibly

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

Stony Brook was my ex-girlfriend’s nickname in college. You can imagine why.

[Kat Pelsey @NotPatKelsey]

It’s war time in Washington, D.C.

And the D.C. stands for…

Da College 😎

#OurCity