PboyJr

playing games badly

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[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

Gouging my eyes out until I’m blind so I don’t have to deal with LED Headlights anymore

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

lowkey D4vd gotta be the Edgar Allen Poe of our time #messeduppeoplemakemessedupart

[Sean Murray @NoMansSky]

No Man's Sky Cosmos

📋Own A Space Station
🤝Alliances
🛰️Orbital Bases
📡Space Hulks
🚀Anniversary Expedition
🗺️Star Map
💎Deep-Space Looting
🪨Asteroid Belts
🦠Infested Outposts
☀️The Sun
🧙‍♀️Dev Commentary
🧲Tractor Beam
❄️Ice Fields
🪐Outposts
⛰️Improved Terrain
🔫Shipbreaking

[Valheim 🌟 @Valheimgame]

We’re proud to announce that #Valheim 1.0 is out now! Gather your friends, sharpen your axes and check out the patch notes below. We’ll see you in the tenth realm! https://t.co/Bgm7uIGFWX

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

Video Essayists have gotten really with this “GPT-Speak” bro it ALL SOUNDS THE SAME

“X quietly Z’ed”
“X isn’t a Y; it’s a Z.”
“Where X genuinely Y’ed”

It’s a CANCER bro I want to watch my video essay 😭 😭 dude just don’t make the video if you can’t make it without using AI 😭

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

(Is colorblind) I spent 4 HOURS looking for my iPad 😭 😭 😭

[male lesbian from baltimore @67didygoyims]

I SPENT 2 seconds LOOKING FOR MY IPAD 😭😭😭

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

Over half of the entire internet is off right now 😮‍💨 enjoy your peace until the bots come back haha

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if youre wondering why all your coworkers have been mysteriously quiet this morning

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

@Obie513 @PokemonGoApp Yeah I wondered this too - I lost one for the first time ever lol

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

Sometimes I’ll be chewing gum like it’s a chore

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

bro self-censored ass 😭

[Jack @jackunheard]

You have GOT to be kidding me...

Lindsay Clancy’s defense just said she couldn’t “emotionally handle” another trial if the case is retried.

We DO NOT care.

Lock her demonic a*s up.

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

thought I’d start posting on Twitter again, but it’s hard to come up with once-in-a-lifetime sentences every day.

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

putting hand soap on my pizza because I’m out of cilantro and they taste the same anyway

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

Apps are getting WAYYY too comfortable sending me random irrelevant notifications. First Snapchat now Twitter bruh

[Caleb Peng @CalebPeng]

Give the dev responsible for this a bonus

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘STEEL BALL RUN: JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE’ has been released.

Releasing on March 19.

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

@PurpleFeebas #PurpleFeebas I haven’t seen Shiny Mega Diancie, I’m hoping it looks as cool as the base shiny 😃

[Mr. Stick @MrStick76]

Gabe will reveal Half Life 3 in front of Congress

[vyQ @vyQ_BeefySmash]

This is PEAK smash bros. btw

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

@FortnitePV2 Inkquisitor is the goat

[PboyJr @NotPboyJr]

@gumball1wattrsn Uh if you see someone dying and you need to run to them, you’re calculating the hypotenuse of the invisible triangle to find the fastest way to the person. So yah, valid lowkey