Not Perfected Yet🍸

My name is Jon, and I write a blog called Not Perfected Yet, which objectively looks at all things related to #JamesBond

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I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.

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🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:

- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth

- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18

- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform

Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it

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@JustSpringY84 I remember being curious about it on release from the marketing, but forgot it existed until just now.

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Of all the supposed finalists to be James Bond, I think Callum Turner is who I'd want the least right now. I don't think I've ever seen him in anything, but he looks to me like a guy Bond would have known from Eton and hated. If he gets it though, I'd loved to he proved wrong.

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@JustSpringY84 Was he in that? I've not seen it.

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@FunMovieTVFan Very underrated film for all the actors involved, but it is a bit too long. I remember feeling the length when I saw it opening weekend.

[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

Great audition, we just have Robert Pattinson then we will decide

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BREAKING NEWS:

Reports have come in that Daniel Craig has tested for the role of James Bond.

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@Juni0rB0nd7 Oh really? Got a link?

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Waking up and checking my Twitter notifications since yesterday.

[Aaron McGahon @AarontYouGreat]

I just hope that one person had the guts to throw their James Bond audition just so they could reenact this!

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@JustSpringY84 That's not a flattering photo I thought it was Rob Brydon.

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@JustSpringY84 @DavidGArnold I will go to bat for Thomas Newman's Skyfall score; it is one of my favourites. Not so much when he repeated it for most of Spectre

Part of the magic that John Barry, Michael Kamen, Eric Serra and David Arnold did is you know exactly what film it is just by hearing the score.

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Bus drivers Pilots
when they see when they see
each other each other

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Four Patrick Stewart performances I love that aren't Star Trek or X-Men. #RIPPatrickStewart

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@SpyHards @chicklitpod @jamessexton007 @spywrite @thee_leiter @shaylayy @lynottjohnafc @tomsmason91 @Double0Slevin @FlicksterFan @BrosnanBondFan @pumadale @BenTrebilcook @Harris94Vinnie Megan 2.0 is a spy movie?? I'll havevto give it a go sooner rather than later.

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ITVs taking the new choking porn ban in the UK very seriously it seems

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New Smiley Cold War novel? Oh, I can't wait for this!

[Damian T. Gordon @damiantgordon]

In 4 weeks "The Taper Man: A Novel of John le Carré’s Circus" by Nick Harkaway will be released.

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I didn't have being called out randomly as a delusional pro-Craigist on Global James Bond Day on my bingo card, just for making an obviously tongue in cheek joke.

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@LuciamaTaymyok GoldenEye, actually.

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Die Another Day deleted scene: 5 minutes before Peaceful Fountains of Desire shows up.

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Not something i expected to see in MobLand.

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@LuciamaTaymyok And yet I still defend it. Also, in the 6 years since I wrote this, it has gone up my rankings, and is still a part of a franchise that has been the most important character in cinema and fiction to me. But I can still make a joke about Bond, as a fan, for fans.