Not Pocong

[UbiEgo @FarmIykay]

Invincible, but Invincible is Invincible. #invincible

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

Tht Dolphin was ready.

[Cpt. Stickernoodle @CStickernoodle]

Jax haters are more like Jax while Jax fans are more like Pomni. Jax haters think she’s undeserving of love and there’s no reason to care or miss her. Jax fans still see through all those terrible and messy aspects and choose to still care cause she never could for herself

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The ironic part about every compliment we’ve gotten about the World Cup is what the guests are falling in love with is Diversity. It’s the thing that actually makes this place worth staying in and why we can’t allow it to be destroyed.

[🧚 sev gt 🧚 @goosetooths]

got pulled over earlier by a cop who immediately fell out of his seat and onto the road. approached my car. "you were going 30 in a 20".

i look up. a speed limit sign not even fifty feet away from my car says 40. well,

[Auronhausen 💙💙💙 🧡🧡🧡 🏀🏀🏀 @Aurondarklord]

As a gamer, I’m sick of being told we’re the weird ones.

[🎀 ultineet 🍙 Nagoriyuki’s Wife @ultineet]

Happy midsummer!
I will try to enjoy the Finnish summer for the brief time it lasts…

[つゆくさ ⚠️ep9視聴済 @tsuyukusa_403]

#tadc #caine

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

did this for a few weeks with 2.5lb weighted gloves and it fucked up my shoulder for 6 months but you do feel like bryan from tekken right when they come off

[Bat of the sea @Punk_Bat]

My favorite part about this whole skit is everybody but Eric knew it was going to happen. So when Lance got up and punched his desk Eric genuinely thought he went too far and almost got assaulted.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Silence.
HR: “We believe in growth opportunities and exposure”
Clock hits 5:00pm.
Gen Z stands up.
Packs up.
“No worries.”
Walks out exactly on time.
Because apparently 10/10 effort is expected… but not priced.

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

yesterday a co-worker wrote in the work chat like “hey anybody head hurt cuz we just spent six hours outside breathing in the toxic ammonia from the two giant fires in this neighborhood this week?” and i cannot tell you how viciously it was ignored by the managers.

[Mak @mak_aura]

Still no Epstein arrests but sure let's nab her.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Huge W for America

[V1to @v1to_yt]

Eu lembro de ter visto alguém comentando "Nossa, sério que vocês choraram nessa cena? Era óbvio que não iam matar os personagens de toy story" sendo que esse nem é o ponto, o que faz a gente se emocionar é pq os personagens simplesmente aceitaram a morte juntos

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

I hate being right. I really do. This country is in for a nightmare economic collapse in less that 60 days if this Strait isn’t fully reopened like tomorrow. And if it doesn’t stay open.

[gaby @unkwntrait]

Unfortunately I can see his very muscular forearms and now I am feeling lustful. Please have him cover up appropriately next time 🫶🏻

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Remember when Trump was pretending to care about wind turbines killing birds

[Robbie @GotHicks]

@gear67luffy Queen and Franky are both shocked you didn't put Queen in the top four.