The movies lied to me, painting naked is not fun, I’m hot, sweaty, smell like a Romanian wrestler who hasn’t showered since 1894, and I have so much paint in places it shouldn’t be
2027: emergency war declaration, further elections postponed
2029: J.D. Vance takes office
2030: China takes back Taiwan triggering war with the US
2034: The line marking the Global North and Global South flips
I love the dichotomy between seeing what my friends post, usually cute and funny things, to my boyfriend talm bout Jax fro TADC…
(Hint: it’s about feet)