ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur

“No mom, I have depression” | Core 4 | *Sneezes in Braille* | Deep Voice Affiliate | Variety Human…Maybe

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

The movies lied to me, painting naked is not fun, I’m hot, sweaty, smell like a Romanian wrestler who hasn’t showered since 1894, and I have so much paint in places it shouldn’t be

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU POOKIE

Genuinely this looks amazing I’m so excited 🥰🥰

[Pup_Ube @Pup__Ube]

Ref sheet for @NotPopePius 💜

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

When pookie is at work and I’m sick at home

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

@ifallynn I’m keeping my fingers crossed

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

How many hot dogs do we think the current pope has eaten in his lifetime?

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

My husband is NOT a car

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

I will pass kidney stones out of my lips after watching that video I’m crashing out

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

When the fuzz (furry huzz) is at work and canvas is down so I can’t do anything

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

2027: emergency war declaration, further elections postponed

2029: J.D. Vance takes office

2030: China takes back Taiwan triggering war with the US

2034: The line marking the Global North and Global South flips

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

I love the dichotomy between seeing what my friends post, usually cute and funny things, to my boyfriend talm bout Jax fro TADC…

(Hint: it’s about feet)

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

The whole sister slaughter soap fiasco gives the same energy as letting a kid stir the cake mix and having them say they baked the cake…

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

Why is my bottom paying for a nice dinner date??!?

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

I just know grant gilmore smells bad

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

“I don’t like feet, it’s a lie, it’s a misconception” -the boyo

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

No baby, we’re not gonna do sad because I said no spikes poop

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

Babe why are you Jaxmaxxing?

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

@jii_i33 That’s a statue not an apparition

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

My spermies, my spunk, my splooge, and my brogurt

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

Don’t hmu only real ones know (just bottomed for the first time) ☺️

[ROCKSTAR POPE 🔜DenFur @NotPopePius]

Baby I’m trying to tweet about 9/11 but you’re tickling my balls