Charlene Williams

Mancunian, 30's 😭. Mother to an autistic legend. ❤Shea❤ Perpetually cringing. Displays frequent cuntish behaviour.

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

In my house if I want to know an unbiased opinion I ask this little fella. Shea, 10 years old on the #autism spectrum and clearly has good taste in music. Ey up @liamgallagher #once gets a good review.....whereas #NoelGallagher new bit.....well watch the video.

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

#AnotherDimension
#TOP @topspot_pic @choidot easily my most played album this year and it's only 6 days into April. Have I annoyed my son by blasting it loud? Yes. Do I care? Nope. It's an education for him.

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Jake Paul keeps waggling his tongue to get rid of the taste of the floor. #Jo

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Can someone recommend a decent dermatologist for the spotty colony on @jakepaul shoulders and back. It's making me gip. #josh

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Need help @F1 fans. My autistic 16 year old is massively obsessed with Formula 1. If he can't be cameraman after college then he wants to work pit wall for his favourite team @HaasF1Team. So I need to know the best merch to buy for a Christmas present budget it £40. #Formula

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

I know I walk past absolute pissflaps like @calvinrobinson every time I venture outside to mingle with the masses.

Give it a rest, go and do some frolicking in nature. Try a jigsaw, learn up close magic. Stop being a perineum.

[Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️ @calvinrobinson]

Let this sink in:

There are more Mohammedans in Britain than Welsh people.

There are more Mohammedans in Ireland than Irish speakers.

In major British cities there are more Mohammedans than Britons. You are more likely to hear Arabic than English.

It is later than you think!

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Erm.....@BloodOfMyBlood I beg your finest pardon.

What was that? Why was that? What was that ending though? Who thought of that? Who thought that would be OK? Can we see more of Dougal smiling in season two though? Please. That made my heart wobble a wee bit. #BloodOfMyBlood

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

I'm now sat here trying to figure out who Claire's brother might be. Is it Comte St Germain? No, can't can't be. Also Mr Bug is still a prick. #BloodOfMyBlood #Outlander

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

@Joey7Barton I saw another crusty turd on the cobbles....are you showing us your early tv appearances?! Oh how lovely for you.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

What do you notice?

🐕💨

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

What on Zeus's green earth am I watching? Wow. Poor Julia. #BloodofMyBlood

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Not eaten in three days so I'm making up for it by screaming at the TV everytime Margaret Beaufort shows up on screen. Child killer!!! #TheWhiteQueen

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Doing the needle free fat jab povvo style. I watch the lad eat whatever is left in the fridge and just chomp on fresh air and ice. #cost

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Aaach I can't stomach Arch Bug. #BloodOfMyBlood

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

It's been five hours now Stephen, I think you can just chalk it up to one of your unfortunate premature ejaculated brain farts. Those pesky cosplayers got you almost embarrassing yourself....oh wait. 🙄

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

BREAKING: An attempted mass shooter has been arrested near Stamford Bridge after the Chelsea game.

He was wearing a helmet, had a vest on, armed with a gun and carrying extra ammunition

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

@Joey7Barton I did see a massive pile of shit just off one of the curbs......@Joey7Barton is this your first appearance on TV? Oh well done you. A child of the streets old enough to know better.

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

I have come to terms with the fact my #spotifywrapped has been decimated this year. The year I embraced #KPOP I fully expect #GDRAGON to be #TOP spot and #Straykids to have #DominATE everything. One could say with a bang "a #bigbang_19th_anniversary

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

Anyone know where I can get a giant back of @Chewits from? Those little 4 packs of cola flavour won't cut it. Need a massive bag of cola flavour. I could be wrong but was there a milk flavour? #chewits #90s #sweets

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

@coopuk Done. Thank you. I've got a feeling this might be "crispy rolls" all over again.

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

@coopuk my 16 year old son would like to know "when will the Mexican Style Burrito Tortilla Chips stop being stocked?" I don't know why he makes "limited edition" stuff his entire diet. Might be the Autism stuff but it's pretty important as my sanity depends on it. Cheers.

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

"Don't you own a suit?......no respect these days".

@VP how does it feel to be the new Liz Truss?

Yes the Pope-iest of Pope's died, yes very sad very sad anyways Mr Never Trump.....who's next?

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health.

Happy Easter!

[Charlene Williams @NotPrincessChar]

When your son calls you cringe for singing along to #GBAD @JacksonWang852 ..had to humble him on a busy bus..."Shea,light of my life....you use to shit your pants...daily." I'm almost a certain age but that doesn't mean I can't sing to what I want. hes plotting my death I'm sure.