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we definitely aren't the mixed ultimate team Prion centered in Champaign Illinois.

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@HannahGraceLong divorce is always the kid’s fault tho

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@troyufan not much of a Trojan fan then

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@wesj_42 should at least have crossovers for the 1-1 elimination games, so if the two best teams start out on the same side of the bracket they could still meet in the championship series

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@RedditCFB more concerning is they can’t afford cliffs in their outfield anymore

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@RayCartwright Arkansas wasn’t around to Arkansas so someone else had to Arkansas in Arkansas’ stead

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@hughlaurie @jan_murray you realize that all medical series are written by the same autistic kid with a snowglobe, so maybe cut him some slack if you find certain structures repeating

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@MrGeorgeWallace @SamuelLJackson @ImprovMilwaukee why only one kangol cap tho?

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@LM_Sports_Media maybe the ncaa saw the music video for “rock me tonite” and decided Billy Squier had no place in serious competitions

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@MrDabloons @WestPineBills before SLU got Mizzou scheduled, I always wondered if SLU would try to do a three-way where they play at KU and then Mizzou has home-and-homes with KU and SLU

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@TJenkinsTampa he got him to pop up, so it seems his arm could cash the checks his mouth was writing

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@HedgeDirty Move the mound back a few feet so that the rubber is collinear with first and third base, and move second base in a few inches so that the outer corners of all the bases actually form a square. Then the true autists will flock back to baseball.

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@juegosnoguey would’ve been even cooler to ride the dirt bike into the ash…personally I don’t run from volcanic eruptions, but maybe I’m just built different

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@FanaticLurker @miltonappl3 YES because I am a MAN who LOVES WOMEN

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@MinistryofOtaku @RolfHaltza make sure to say you were a caregiver for their grandma, whom they presumably loved

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@sarahhepola used to think the hotel detective from “We’re an American Band” was another made-up job, but that one was a real thing in decades of yore

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@MLBaseball_Live The reason to want Danny Mac doing Cards games is you know that the safest time to drive is during Cards games.

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@MattZeitlin too short to win headers

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@antoniogm I’ve considered a 24 hour-ish summer layover where I rent a car, drive around to do a few hikes, then drive back to the airport without checking into a hotel…are there any obvious pitfalls there beside sleepiness?