@TsuiAllen no way - although getting people to believe she has been 'hacked' is a genius idea - whereas in reality is is just one of her many 'second' jobs - promoting Cryptocurrency!
@MrNishKumar Just to confirm.
Yes - this did happen.
No - Rishi still does not realise how ridiculous it was
Yes - he will do it again very soon.
You're Welcome!
Idly reading the responses to Jacob’s tweet very early on Christmas morn and quite pleased if surprised to see this particular usage of the old catchphrase.
@Bren4Bassetlaw I like how you are questioning how much make-up a young woman is wearing.
I think this is where I went wrong as I was too busy bullying people to manipulate them into doing what I wanted - whereas I should just have been bullying people randomly based on their appearance!
Thanks!
The education secretary has claimed teachers are 'probably in the top 10 per cent of earners in some parts of the country', and over-stated the average head’s salary by over £20,000
https://t.co/P7z8EgUQfu
If you see a Santa Claus - and think "He seems really depressed" - then that is because it is me! - work is hard to come by when people can't afford fireplaces and people sack you 3 times for no reason...
📖 Exclusive: @educationgovuk ministers plan to send capacity checkers into all secondary schools to see if they can fit in more pupils
https://t.co/Fl0dXmkGXg
@elonmusk this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!!
(I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!)
#SirGavinWilliamson
@elonmusk Hello Elon.
My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY
My handle is NotRealGav.
I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times.
Are my details an example of an acceptable name?
Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)
@elonmusk Hello Elon.
My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY
My handle is NotRealGav.
I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times.
Are my details an example of an acceptable name?
Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)
@elonmusk this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!!
(I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!)
#SirGavinWilliamson