Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY

I deeply care about anything but educasion and I need a job!!! PARODY

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

Just remember in Anti-Bullying week this important message
(just remember the "Anti" part!)
#SitGavinWilliamson
#AntiBullyingWeek #antibullyingweek2022 https://t.co/Ls1lwvttz6

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@TsuiAllen no way - although getting people to believe she has been 'hacked' is a genius idea - whereas in reality is is just one of her many 'second' jobs - promoting Cryptocurrency!

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@DeborahMeaden Every little helps...

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@RogersHistory get a job in the financial services industry? #retention #teaching #Crisis

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@MrNishKumar Just to confirm.
Yes - this did happen.
No - Rishi still does not realise how ridiculous it was
Yes - he will do it again very soon.

You're Welcome!

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Idly reading the responses to Jacob’s tweet very early on Christmas morn and quite pleased if surprised to see this particular usage of the old catchphrase.

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@JEGullisnotMP @Bren4Bassetlaw Not even in the same League....

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@Bren4Bassetlaw I like how you are questioning how much make-up a young woman is wearing.
I think this is where I went wrong as I was too busy bullying people to manipulate them into doing what I wanted - whereas I should just have been bullying people randomly based on their appearance!
Thanks!

[Brendan Clarke-Smith @Bren4Bassetlaw]

Orange with rage.

[Schools Week @SchoolsWeek]

The education secretary has claimed teachers are 'probably in the top 10 per cent of earners in some parts of the country', and over-stated the average head’s salary by over £20,000

https://t.co/P7z8EgUQfu

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@Pandamoanimum It is Sunday

You are Welcome.

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

If you see a Santa Claus - and think "He seems really depressed" - then that is because it is me! - work is hard to come by when people can't afford fireplaces and people sack you 3 times for no reason...

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

See how the numbers have plummeted since I left Educasion!!
Teachers LOVED me!

[Tes magazine @tes]

Some parts of the country have seen a bigger drop in recruitment to initial teacher training, @educationgovuk data shows
https://t.co/2rhbdTbtNu

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

.. because if you can fit 30 into a room, surely you can fit 32... or 34... or 36 .... the more the merrier!!

[Schools Week @SchoolsWeek]

📖 Exclusive: @educationgovuk ministers plan to send capacity checkers into all secondary schools to see if they can fit in more pupils

https://t.co/Fl0dXmkGXg

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@NadBadDangerous There can be only one!

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@elonmusk this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!!

(I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!)

#SirGavinWilliamson

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@elonmusk Hello Elon.
My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY
My handle is NotRealGav.

I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times.

Are my details an example of an acceptable name?

Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@elonmusk Hello Elon.
My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY
My handle is NotRealGav.

I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times.

Are my details an example of an acceptable name?

Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)

[Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav]

@elonmusk this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!!

(I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!)

#SirGavinWilliamson