Notan

wrlds a toilet the way I’m shittin on niggas

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

Nobody is coming to save you

[Nixlynka the Succubus @Nixlynka]

https://t.co/B9VX1vbkHV

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

@RealLilmar Does she know you knew she was 14?

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

I’m not even romantic anymore just hopeless

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

I’m too drunk to ever get my heart broken again

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

@DATFFP @MLBONFOX

[Mads @europemaxxed]

My flag is not green or red.
It's white.
I give up, leave me alone.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Life when you stop taking women seriously

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

@Homceelin @DramaAlert

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

nobody’s first choice
nobody’s favorite
nobody’s best friend
nobody’s boyfriend
nobody’s anything

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

“I wanna sip like they do in the movies”

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

“Another foul ball but I’m still glad I hit it”

[Notan @NotReallyAnton]

I miss Las Vegas 😞

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm a victim of dating apps and there's like this funny irony that whining about the nature of them is also incredibly unattractive and there's no way to talk about it without looking like a seething incel so you kinda gotta accept its a thing you gamble on while on the toilet

[Tyler Walsh | twalsh ⚡️ @twalsh]

@ShitpostRock Online dating and dating apps turns human connection into a game of endless options, shallow judgment, and low accountability, which quietly trains people to avoid effort, patience, and real vulnerability

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“Bro try online dating it's so good”

Average online dating experience for a guy: