Dylan Brunshidle

I use auto correct.

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@ChristinaTasty I can’t wait to ballroom dance with filthy hobos again.

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@GraceRoe5142 Trying to get her into reading the way I did when I was her age: novelizations of her favorite medias. Pokemon for me. Bluey and Kpop Demon Hunters for her. She’s improving, but it takes a lot of carrot and stick work to get her to even start.

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@GraceRoe5142 Falling literacy rates seem to support it, but I’m also struggling to convince my six year old that reading is fun so maybe I’m biased lol

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@GraceRoe5142 I don’t think the kids are reading anything at all unless forced to.

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@JohnEmail1984 @solrak3126 You argue like somebody that doesn’t touch grass.

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@JohnEmail1984 @solrak3126 This is the type of opinion that meeting actual humans can help you overcome, by the way.

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@whatkamisays Stop appealing to these people’s sense of morality.

Drug testing every SNAP recipient is a logistical nightmare that will cost the states millions of dollars.

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@alldayerrydayok @b3rryshortc4k3 I always knew I was special.

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@b3rryshortc4k3 You caught me. I was just using this as an excuse to talk about how hot my wife is.

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@RealBirdLawyer I’m moving to Mexico

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@FoolPlanet @NINtendo_maya “Accepting parts of yourself that you try to ignore doesn’t fundamentally change who you are.” Is more accurate of a message.

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@PeterP_1985 You can jump in anywhere; aside from cameos and easter eggs, they are singularities from one another.

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@Superguy551 Yes because if you don’t then you can’t join the discourse about how they ruined a perfect game.

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@TrevorSAndersen I’m stuck between Hugh Laurie having a point and wondering why Hugh Laurie is acting like he wrote this show.

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@siuansanche10 It’s the rules of the game that they are playing. “These rules actually suck” is an entirely separate discussion that has nothing to do with the discourse.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Every time Trump speaks a history book spontaneously combusts.

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@jan_murray Not that it wasn’t a well deserved roast, but why is Hugh acting like he wrote this show?