Not Richie Ryan

Parody Account for fun. Not the Real Richie Ryan. Limerick Captain of Culture

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

VISION, TRUTH. TRUTH, VISION. Oh and VOICE! Don't forget a VOICE. Policy? No time for policies. I have a vision. Hear it in my VOICE!

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Knees killing me after the GREAT LMIRECK RUN. Carrying the weight of LIMERICK'S expectations is not EASY!

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Just listening to NEW ORDER and JOY DIVISION to see if I can gain any more INSPIRATION for policies #voterichie

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

VTOE for me and I will continue to quote newspapers articles about bad things. My voice is beautiful and I can talk #voterichie

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Lots of things are WORNG and it has to STOP! Vote for me and I WILL WEAR A SUIT!!! #voterichie

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

ELECTIONS!!! OH MY GOD I'm so sorry. I meant elections. Forgive the typo #voterichie

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

I'm so looking forward to the upcoming erections

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

I see @MikeFitzpatric4 has got the gig full time. People aren't stupid though. They know who the real POWER behind the throne is...

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

My list of twitter followers is GROWING! Treating myself to a new pair of sunnies to celebrate. All we need now is sun #ievenwearthemindoors

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

How good was my Musical Society's production of Evita???? AMAEZING!!! #founder

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

I am OUTRAGED!!! and DISAPPOINTED!!! today. Not sure why yet but I will find something #LAFF

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Nobody will have to put their hands in their pockets. LAFF will be TOTALLY at my expense

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

I've called a meeting of the Limerick Artists & Friends Forum (LAFF). It's CRITICAL to have a LAFF.

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Thousands followed me in the parade. THOUSANDS!!!! I can feel the momentum building.

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

@Limerick2014 office closed yesterday. UNBELIEVABLE!!!! I had to completely reroute my parade.

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Anyone know if you can like tweets by the way? Your own I mean.

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

My first public meeting about this will be on Monday in the Clarion. All going to plan the follow-up will be on Friday in a phonebooth

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

With my winnings I will be completely overhauling the Limerick City of Culture 2014. I have the support of thousands to help me do this

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

Euromillions will be €130M tomorrow night and I have the numbers on good authority, an intelligent guess, if you will...

[Not Richie Ryan @NotRichieRyan]

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