Fake Rick Rubin

I was born. I may die some day. The rest is all a beautiful melody.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Word around Shangri-La is that @elonmusk is gonna start deleting long dormant accounts. My silence is part of my process.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Just checking in to see if I’m still here.

I am.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

@billycarballo @SimonCowell @RickRubin @heidiklum @howiemandel @OfficialMelB I’m available.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Fully expected to be disappeared during this Great Twitter Purge. And yet, I live.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

I find that @KimKardashian's voice really makes me sleepy. Soothing.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

@SunnyMabrey @amazonfire perhaps taking action by not advertising you're in a mood for a bloodbath.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

In frustration, told a rapper i'm working with "your lyrics aren't dumb enough." Apologized for my wording. But I wasn't wrong.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Sorting through some Eminem demos.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Chanting.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

My material is always original, unless it's a cover. And even then it's original. I've thus far survived the purge.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

I've been telling you all along, I'm @NotRickRubin. Now that @RickRubin is here, your desperate demo listening requests go to him.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Up late. The beauty of this lyric - "When I meet you around the corner/you make me feel like/a sweepstakes winner." - keeps me up.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Morrissey has cancelled more shows due to illness. I'm worried I'll miss my chance to work with him. Call me, @NotMoz .

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

@peterpaolini Shovels & Rope are already on my radar. Love 'em.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

"I wanna hold you and I wanna kiss you but I ain't got time for that now"-- a very sad lyric. Love is everything.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Peace/blessings to all my brothers & sisters riding the storm out. Come convalesce w me in Malibu.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Not sure why Graham Nash is bad mouthing me in the press. Coulda been beautiful, it wasn't. Oh well.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

Everyone stay cool. In every sense of the word.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

@DanPatterson are u sure about your facts? I sure get lot of biz inquires for someone who is not Rick Rubin. Namaste.

[Fake Rick Rubin @NotRickRubin]

@Oceanbeachsky excuse my delayed replay. I'm not Rick Rubin. I'm @NotRickRubin. In my rich fantasy life, I was able to help. Namaste.