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[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[grovy @grovymango]

A haiku:

Hello etsy witch!
My request mad ethical
Please make his balls itch!

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

three blues pretending not to know each other

[Red Operative Leninist @RedPill_Marxism]

Huawei "Chinese spyware" suddenly doesn't seem that bad in comparison

[sherb٠࣪꩜.ᐟ @itsShelbee]

“just trust your gut” my gut is always telling me to block everyone and kill myself

[Gayatollah HIMenei 🧊 @harrysreup]

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

once I realize you’re perceiving me wrong, I just stay away from you. Because wtf are you even talking about? Lmao

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

The stripper loved me for a moment

[Saint @Saint_Cane]

Sometimes you gotta say “wow they really don’t gaf about me“ and move on

[CARNALHAUS @carnalhaus]

you have to believe me when i tell you that going out and experiencing life is really the best medicine for improving your art and writing and restoring your passion

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

stop gaslighting yourself. that shit happened. it was fucked up and you’re not crazy for feeling how you do.

[‏ً @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this

[ferbster @Tyrenho]

if all you do is wait for the “perfect” shot you’ll die with the ball in your hands

[blkmessiah @ghostofkurta]

No bullshit this might be the most watched Finals in a decade

[jady @wheresjady]

unfortunately i will do something to you if you’ve done something to me and that’s just how it goes