General R.C. Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

@Ryan_Victor12 I went 503-81 in summer league until I got canned by that hobbit.

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

@hoot_holley @ukbear03 @CoachAJEpps Fact!

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

@CoachAJEpps Some of these transfer
"parents" need to transfer right off the planet.

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Dear nothingness,

Depression has set in again. Summer ball is here. I should be controlling cadets' June. The smell of icy hot and dirty socks, basketballs clanking off rims, 2nd Lt Blake asking where we're eating. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS! Oh well. Stupid hobbit.

General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Someone asked if I liked my new sign the other day. Nope. Supposed to say "Rodney Clyde Coliseum". Letters supposed to be orange. Put in my will for the board to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time. Prob be 13 1/2 years late on that too

General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Graduation Night! Well, I didn't get my invite as commencement speaker this year. You all know that I am the Head Bird. I would pack the gym like some of my old Tennessee games. There are some people I would really like to talk about. Maybe next year!

General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Dearest Card Faithful,

Prom is here. One of my favs. Not really. Most overrated HS event ever. Just messes up perfectly good bball courts. That preacher in Footloose had it right. Great leader of teens. No way Kevin Bacon could have played for me. Idiot.

General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

I would run this kid until he puked. Then send him to a barber. Then run him some more. Then kick his dad square in the pants. Holy Cow.

[OutKick @Outkick]

We used to be a proper country

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

This happens more than you think! I'm not worried about the money. But Coach can't coach, my kid doesn't get to play, we don't like him, parent becomes superintendent, your inside clique now becomes the outside clique, we want a different coach that is in our clique, and so on.

[Brian Adams @coachbeardbbq]

Parents getting a high school coach fired because their kid didn't play is so crazy. Do parents not realize that coaches have families to support as well?

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Starting Pitchers today just don't compare to how good Greg Maddux was. Just ask the Honeycutter. Didn't overpower you, just out thought you. One of the best to do it! If you don't know, then FaceTok or Swipe right it!
General Woods

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Bobby cox sent Leo Mazzone to the mound so he could tell Greg Maddux to walk Luis Gonzalez. Mad Dog refused to do it, told Leo give me two pitches and I’ll make him pop up to 3b. Two pitches later, pop up to chipper jones at 3rd. Unbelievable story from “one of a kind”

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Can we not get this game in some kind of college gym (even decent high school gym)? I even think @BarstoolPulaski could get some fans in there to watch this game!

[NXTPRO Hoops @NxtProHoops]

A big time 75-48 win last night for @KYINhoops

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

I could coach a whole team of these #41 studs. Region 12 would tremble in our wake.

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Don’t mess with the YOUNG KING 🤴

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

How does my Vols lose by 33 POINTS! Largest margin of a loss in an elite 8 since the early 80"s! Even the coach's kid got to play AND hit a 3! This is as bad as Lt. Blake's hot and spicy dip. I'm going to go lay down a while and let my eyes water. No Final 4 STILL!

General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Party at the house tomorrow at 1:15 to watch my Vols beat Michigan in the Elite 8 and see my Vols go to the Final 4 in my Elite Vols room. Lt. Blake is bringing the chips and dip. The rest of the Woodymites are bringing the pizza. Vols 4 Life!
General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Dear Diary,

I got kicked out of the State Tourney. It was worth it. Seeing all those UK stickers I slapped in the urinals was awesome. I guess I went too far when I put the Donnie is a Hobbit sticker in the ref's private bathroom. They were big mad I was in there. Oh well.

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

@ukbear03 @HLpreps @KHSAA @grc_hoops @WinCity_BBall That better not have come out of the 'everybody wears the same sneakers and socks' fund. That's the most important budget item on campus.

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

These KHSAA State opening games get this old grinch heart pumping. Makes me want to get up, call a timeout, and give the ol' stare down the ref until he feels uncomfortable trick! Oh well, maybe Lt. Blake can find us something to eat.
General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Dear NCAA brackets,
How is MY Tenn team a 6 seed? We will knock out the 11 and end up playing.....you guessed it, Tennessee St in the second weekend! Rocky Top will be singing all the way to April 4th! Final 4 bound!
General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

@BballBurnerOnX @RandomDude_1_ Maybe you didn't notice, but I wasn't on the sideline and didn't lose to anyone! Look at the original post. You just made my statement true! Let me recruit and watch me win!
General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

Well, who wants to start a private school, openly recruit, and win the region? I'll coach of course. Got to have a guy who will change it up during the games, call plays, and use timeouts wisely. I've got Stanley Sugerman ready to scout for me! Let's get it done!
General Woods

[General R.C. Woods @NotRodneyClyde]

@BballBurnerOnX Who said anything about Danville Christian? Going to the region skirmishes got this old ball coach's blood pumpin'. Why look for a job when I can create one?!?