Turd Ferguson

U.S. Army. Yankees. Seahawks. The Office. “Today smoking is gonna save lives”

[Turd Ferguson @NotRonSwanson93]

*In BLC*
Instructor: “so who knows what the chamber of commerce is?”
11B: “that’s where Harry Potter went!”

[Ben Chase @BenGChase]

We have Italians discovering free refills,
Japanese discovering unlimited chips and salsa, and Germans road tripping the country becoming Ella Fellas.

In this USA 250 simulation, it’s quite simple, we’re winning the World Cup.

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

@FreddyLA7 FREDDY FOUND BASS PRO SHOPS

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I’ve never seen a cop get owned this bad in my entire life. 😂

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Rep Mike Johnson discusses how inflation, that congress is directly responsible for, impacts them as they make $174k/year.

He then says they have to insider trade to afford to live.

You just can't make this up.... 🤡

#congress #inflation #FAFO #CauseAndEffect #fraud

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: California mayor Eileen Wang charged as an illegal Chinese agent; set to plead guilty.

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Canvas' parent company Instructure has been hacked, and the site is being held for ransom after suffering a data breach

Over 9000+ schools have reportedly been affected and ~225 million users worldwide had their personal information potentially compromised

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

I literally laughed out loud at this

Footage from last night during the Los Angeles Mayor debate

Democrat Nithya Raman is speaking and the camera pans to Spencer….

Los Angeles must vote for Spencer Pratt. Save LA

[will defries @willdefries]

used a whoop for over a year until i realized that operating on vibes was for more satisfying than catering to a device on my wrist that scolded me for having two glasses of wine

[recusant#☕ @neorecusant]

You guys have no idea how weird the average guy working in the SCIF really is

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

😎🇺🇸

[Britsky @TBrit90]

You failed to get both crew, but at least you got a teriyaki beef stick and some crusty delta force american flag undies.

[🇺🇸🦅☠︎︎ the great value aldo raine ♘ @rev3_s]

Leaving your American flag boxers at a FARP we set up in a completely hostile country is frankly a ridiculous flex lmao

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

it seems Air Force PJs and, just a guess here, other tier 1 bad asses, inserted behind enemy lines, recovered the WO, killed a bunch of bad guys, and GTFO. absolute super heroes. praying they all got back with no injuries or casualties.

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭

[Firearm Videos @firearmvideos]

This training is different