Nt. Rumpty Dumpty

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[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

You cannot hide from truth.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

Sorry, I sneezed.

[UK Thunderstorm Updates @UKStormUpdates]

A very impressive storm fired quickly over western Somerset, with lightning rates now exceeding 100 strikes per minute! ⚡️

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

Football makes men colourblind. No DNA test needed...

[ᛪ༙🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ykbprst]

According to insiders, De Bruyne reportedly pulled teammate Jérémy Doku aside and gave him a strong warning about his wife Shireen.
KDB told Doku:

“As soon as your wife gives birth, go for a DNA test. I don’t trust Thibaut Courtois”

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

Thorne is part of my direct family tree..,

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

The funniest thing is how people might assume I'm an ultra-nationalist authoritarian type; yet I've been calling for direct democratic representation with a semi-constitutional monarchy as a failsafe - since the very beginning.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@Aelthemplaer And were Celtic Presbyters long before that.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@Englishremnant Except he was a Freemason who tried the King and became a tyrannical, murderous despot himself.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

69-year-old prolific child sex offender Andrew Sharp has been jailed for 13 years and 6 months after pleading guilty to 12 charges, including child rape, child sexual assault, taking indecent photos of a child, and possession of indecent images of children.

He had 17,382 indecent images of children on his laptops.

He was only caught after uploading an indecent image of a child to the internet, which was flagged.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@SA_8305 A good way to think of dharma is as a measure of your responsibilities towards saving your own soul.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

Cannot wait for these retroactive death sentences to come in.

[karma @karma44921039]

And he got to run the uk .Amazing

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@xlznpc Had it crossed your mind that they might've met enough women to put them off committing to neurotic women (99.99%)...

[Daily Gondor 📰 @DailyGondor]

The age of Keir is over.
The time of the orc has come.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@271k_only Pharaohs... then Persians. Then Romans.

[SOI media 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

British democracy doesn’t exist

[Benjamin 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @UKFREEDOMUNITE]

The U.K. dating scene is a cesspool.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

Cuck.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Charlie Downes on whether he wants to be deputy leader of Restore Britain and the support he’s received for the role: "I’ll do whatever Rupert believes is most useful for me to do. I’m not wedded to any job title, but I appreciate the support."

[@CharlieSimpsonA]

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@Warren_Britain @GBPolitcs @CharlieSimpsonA So does Rupert you tit.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

There is a recurring trend where rugby lads in shirt and tie get punched from behind. I know several, including myself.

[Morgan Moore @morganhmoore1]

My Dad went out for a drink in a pub after a rugby union match he’d played. The person who killed him came in from the nightclub that was attached. His mate then took my dad’s tie off him. As he was getting it back the killer punched him from behind killing him instantly.

[UNN @UnityNewsNet]

Did you know that 'israeli influence' on British politics is to be debated in Parliament today?

This debate was triggered after a petition gathered more than 118,000 signatures.

How convenient it has been eclipsed by other news.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@Goosey30111568 And who exactly do you think is pulling their strings?

And you think Reform aren't... 🤡

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

@FionaSmall Oblivious.

[Nt. Rumpty Dumpty @NotRumptyDumpty]

Believe them when they tell you who they are.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

A Catholic leading the UK