Legendary Russ

Not a Doctor. Homework tutor. Bluetooth earpiece aficionado. AARP life member. Browning Sucks. Parody Account.

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

Happy New Year, dick heads!!!

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@swagsurfinterbs @Thunderballsss I love coke and buttholes

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

PSA: (substitute rifle with any shotgun unless it's a pile of shit Browning...don't do that)

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

ACUI can lick my butthole. That is all.

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

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[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

Just spotted on N I-35. Did LU leave the complex?! Asking for a friend. #NoDinnerForYou

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@russ_golf_cart did you pack up and head over the border?! I didn't mean to offend you with my new whip this year. Can we start over? #CrocSkinWasMyFirstLove

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

When you check scores and do a little "what if" calculating... #BarnBurner #StartTheBus

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@Shooter75040345 #LoafersForDayz

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

Schreiner's 2020 Nationals rig if they win this thing. #BEEF #Johnsonville

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

I know @SATXFire needs to dump some water on this dumpster fire of a score keeping system but is this thing gonna come down to Schreiner or A&M?! Holy balls folks, we may have history in the making! #AggieUp #IDontKnowSchreinersMascot

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

I think someone broke into my penthouse suite and farted on my pillow. My eyes are burning! #PinkEye

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@Shooter75040345 Well I've been itching to do a big smokey boiler after my safety meeting and the ole golf cart just doesn't have the power. I really thought the gator skin and hub caps spinners would add 300-400 HP. @KawasakiUSA has my back though!

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

Let's do a little underground gambling this week. So how late will I be for my first "safety" meeting? $10/spot. Comment your guess below and PayPal me at [email protected] . Split 50/30/20 to the top 3. #GameOn #DontPutA20InA12

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@russ_golf_cart You ready to go?! We got shit to do this week I guess...Time to roll through the trap line and dish out Rusty Fish Hooks to the shit heads throwing empties! #ACUIClays

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@russ_golf_cart Sorry little buddy. I was drunk and got crossed up at one of the 1200 pumps @bucees when I was fueling you up. #TheLotLizardsThereAreFire 🔥🔥

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@wonderdonk4 I reckon them Aggies are gonna bring the heat again 🔥🔥 🇨🇱

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

Youwho shitheads! It's hotter than meth pipe on payday down here! Anyone busting any clays in this heat? 🔥#DontDoDrugs

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@russ_golf_cart Hell yeah! #HelpI'veFallenAndCantGetUp I've been busier than a three-legged cat tryin to cover shit on a frozen lake trying to put together all the sweet side events for Nationals.

[Legendary Russ @NotRussArnold]

@russ_golf_cart It's funny you mention that. I've been working on Ridgid Tools to sponsor every entrant at Nationals a sweet new choke tube wrench!!!