Not Ryan Keisling

parody account. influencer. I work in finance.

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I’m just here so I don’t get fined

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I tell you what, I filled my gas tank this weekend and I damn near became a Republican

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been found guilty on all counts: second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter in the killing of #GeorgeFloyd
#DerekChauvinTrial https://t.co/8wWus60yTS

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I’m on a real history of cars kick tonight

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Related but different, anyone ever notice that Enzo Ferrari and Mesut Ozil are basically twins

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Doing some reading. Cancel Ford

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I thought I was done being salty about the NFL season. Then they decided to rob T.J. Watt of DPOY. 😤😤😤 smh

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@BrianKeisling So I have this new idea, Step 1:Boil potatoes. Step 2: smush them up with mile/butter/seasoning. I call them smushed potatoes.

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Am I the only person who gets Hugo Chavez and Cesar Chavez confused waaaay too often?

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@KeislingEric Doesn’t roll off the tongue. It’ll never stick

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I will accept Robin Hood’s choice to suspend the sell of GME stock only if they rebrand to be named after The Sheriff of Nottingham

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@CKerschinske Yeah bruh don’t think you’re supposed to say that one

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

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Note to self, don’t short a stock Reddit decides to long....

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@mkvdub95 A big hedge fund tried to short some stocks of GME and AMC, Reddit users made it blow up in their face and the hedge lost 2 billion dollars. It’s freaking hilarious unless you’re involved in the hedge fund

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@megatronjohn101 dude arnt you at basic? How are you tweeting?

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I HATE TOM BRADY

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OKAY BERNIE MEMES, THATS ENOUGH

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@NotNoahAnders Who’s Lana del Ray?

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Huh... today is a planned historic event... I forgot those happen... I had gotten real used the chaotic tragic kind

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Seals are my new favorite animal