Not Sandy Lane

Commentary & parody site for Sandy Lane exclusive celebrity destination, Barbados (no affiliation to Sandy Lane Hotel, Barbados)

[The TV Grump @TheTVGrump]

@Beard_Club 🤔

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

#Gaydads & lifelong #lovers/#sweethearts Simon Cowell & Paul McKenna FINALLY get their long-awaited #Barbados #Jetski together in the sun! | #Slipstream #TrueLove #CongratulationsSimonandPaul! #Mantime #aaawwhh #xxxxx https://t.co/W1UxMUT2Sx

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

Raving #ClosetHomosexual Brit middlebrow entertainman guy Simon Cowell back in Barbados again to spend all his time pretending not to be gay! #ComeOutSimon! #KissPaulForTheCameras! #BritGayMafia https://t.co/snX7RPUUiX

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

LOL! - 'Challenge of the Season' - FIND OUT where deluded uber-gay, super-camp Simon Cowell's long-suffering gay partner Paul McKenna's hiding, amidst #Beard Lauren, surrogate IVF child Eric, & distractional set dressing at #SandyLaneBarbados! https://t.co/OyyDDfV6fz #XmasAlert!

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Mark Wahlberg locks lips with wife Rhea as they go for a swim in Barbados https://t.co/Z2jZC0jsCX

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Amazing big brother Justin Bieber enjoys a fun day in the sun with little sister Jazmyn, 8, in Barbados https://t.co/iXo3jL2mP9

[🎥 Barbados By Drone @BarbadosByDrone]

Just before the sun sets we take flight at Sandy Lane beach on the west coast of #Barbados... https://t.co/d49e7gtUdk

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

Looking for a sighting of gay celebrities flaunting their wealth in Barbados? No need to look far! https://t.co/CZnFjasyds

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

Simon Cowell and gay partner Paul McKenna apparently keeping relatively 'undercover' this season, for reasons known to themselves... https://t.co/p64F0zN1sm

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

NYE Sandy Lane, Barbados.. fans of gay celeb duo Si Cowell & Paul McKenna left VERY disappointed at 'PR stunt' https://t.co/9hVKSnDYcj

[Celebrity Gay Couple @CelebGayCouple]

Simon Cowell & longstanding gay partner Paul McKenna appear to've put #NewsBlackout on their annual #Xmas16/#NY17 #ManTime #Barbados hol 😢 https://t.co/czjQZTX5fQ

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

Simon Cowell jetskis with gay partner, Paul Mckenna at Sandy Lane, Barbados http://t.co/U2pdjS4QP5 @DailyMailCeleb

[Lord Sugar @LordSugar]

Barbados, favoured destination/hideout for a host of closet-gay celebs.. https://t.co/GdmIvuSxh8

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

The world's media awaits first sighting of #gaydad Simon Cowell's longterm gay partner Paul McKenna at #SandyLane #Barbados #Xmas2016

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

Andrew Lloyd Webber claims he discovered Rihanna at Sandy Lane Barbados https://t.co/uvZmp5whdn

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

Cowell to spend Xmas with longterm gay partner Paul, #Beard Lauren & her surrogate kids https://t.co/ep4ErlGlsw @DailyMailCeleb #Barbados

[Not Sandy Lane @NotSandyLane]

Philip Green 'facing calls for £300m BHS pension deficit' - or loss of 'Sir' https://t.co/fDnq1Fyzu2 @MailOnline

[Dame Alun Roberts @ciabaudo]

Mmmh. That Sandy Lane complex in Barbados is interesting, isn't it?

[James May @MrJamesMay]

The view in Barbados is not always so agreeable.

[Uncommon Caribbean @UncommonCarib]

For a good lime, pull into Hal’s Car Park Bar, @Barbados. https://t.co/HgCVcuvviW #Caribbean #travel