Compositor E

Here for the good natured chat and reasoned discourse.

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

#credo

We have only two pieces of wisdom to impart to "the Kids."

1. It's never too hot to drink coffee.

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

[laughs mirthlessly]

As if "gridlock" wasn't already the same old here in Oxtown?

[We Own It @We_OwnIt]

🚨Keir Starmer's private healthcare deal won’t fix NHS waiting lists.

The Conservatives tried it for 4 years. It failed! It only saw huge profits leave our NHS.

Time to invest in the solutions that are already working in the NHS.

Email your MP now👉🏼 https://t.co/dh69UdylvD

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

I can't believe the government are letting our water bills go up by as much as £220 a year. I've just emailed my MP asking them to intervene. Can you join me? https://t.co/cDyb1baWkc
@LaylaMoran

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

I'm a Thames Water customer. Why should my bills go up to bail Thames out of a financial crisis caused by its shareholders and creditors? I've just asked my MP to attend a briefing next week on the state of the water sector. If you're with Thames, join: https://t.co/c52jXmKVxx

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

After 30 wasted years of developer greed and incompetence, the @OxfordCity must step in to compulsorily purchase the Jericho Wharf site and secure the site in the interests of Oxford and of Jericho and its surrounding communities.
https://t.co/CwzokpXpsH

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@letterappsoc @IOMPOSTOFFICE @herringpondWT We thought its purpose was to usher in Black Friday?

(Anyway, as ingrates, we object to Thanksgiving on principle.)

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

Crikey.

That's dedication to bandmatesmanship.

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

OK, we get it already @RoyalMail.

You just really don't want to carry letters anymore.

We mean, why would you want to do something crazy like that?

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@NoContextBrits At least we won't have to look at any more of these precocious underaged bakers @BritishBakeOff...

... little bastards.

#controlledsubstances

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@haveigotnews @amolrajan @andreajenkyns @PaulMerton was very, very, very funny on this episode.

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@We_OwnIt But on the plus side, we don't have to poo in Old Father Thames ourselves because @thameswater provides faecal waste at no additional charge...

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

Christmas is coming up @JoeBrindle_ (if only Christmas wasn't a capitalism construct).

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@jdmccafferty (Looks like she put it all into hair mousse: what a 'do!)

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@Conservatives (Burn the piano...)

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@Telegraph Not seeing the downside here...

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@Grover Cheers! Love you, G.

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

@felixwhite there's an obvious solution to getting past the NL's embarrassing flirtation with the DH. Just find a few more Ohtanis and we're golden. Piece of piss.

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Trump is having a meltdown over on Truth Social.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

“He peacefully gave over power”

- JD Vance, last night

“Make them riot.”

- unsealed testimony, today

[Compositor E @NotSansMustard]

BEAST!