Server Not Servant

I am a server, not a servant. Tweeting the things you wish you could say to customers but can't. Because the customer is NOT always right #cynicalserver

[amb 💗 @ambmarieish]

I overthink every situation that I come across.

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

When baes Facebook friends are private https://t.co/wrlSrfuwlg

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

His family didn't even act weirded out either, which concerned me even more

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

Just waited on a man that referred to himself in the 3rd person the whole time 🙃

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

Today mayyyy be the worst day of my life. I'll check back in when it's over to let you guys know

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

You have to be some kind of special to walk directly past the host stand and come up to me while at a computer and say "table for 2!"

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

People use the term "chef" way too loosely

[Brandon @BrandoDitommaso]

This guy told me he was allergic to tomatoes but put ketchup all over his fries... @TipOrGoHome

[lil denim tater tot @awkdrea]

When you dodge a party made up of teenagers

@TipOrGoHome

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

Manager: before you go, can you help me run some food?
Me:

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

I Fell off for a minute but I'm back in the game bitches 🙌🏼 Get ready for some mad customer shit talking 👊🏼

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

I have not eaten a single thing that has grown from the earth/occurred naturally today 😅

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

This old man just said "you don't listen very well, do you?" when I game him his change EXACTLY how he asked for it #die

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

@KimKardashian what would your dad think?

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

@ZacharySire @KimKardashian worthless blob 😂🙌🏻

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

@hoodopulence @KimKardashian Kim is such a petty bitch

[Server Not Servant @NotServant]

@KimKardashian it's not about the money. If someone with less $ than chloe did the same thing, she would still say the same thing to them.