Jack's Wasted Life

"@NotSethRollins died on the way back to his home planet." (RP/Fan Account only)

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

-Beginning of relationship- 1) Don't ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You've changed. -End of relationship-

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@NotAlexShelley My favorites have always been the ones who slap "Non-Dating/Forever Alone" in their bios only to be married within a week.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@vintagenatalya The ring has a 20,000 pound weight capacity.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse Look, if you're fishing for cocoa and cuddles, all you had to do was ask.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse I already lent you my A Day to Remember hoodie! What more do you want from me, woman, blood?

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse Hmm, nice form, but a little rough on the landing. I don't know, Cotton, she may have to settle for the bronze.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@ohmycole One, two, two lines! AH, AH, AH. #ColeTheCount

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

Don't worry, @marvelousfalse, I'm great with kids.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

- United States Championship, all in one fell swoop. All in all, sounds like a good night to me. #WWELubbock

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

Ironman match tonight in Lubbock. Come watch the real champ kick John Cena's head in for 30 minutes, and regain my -

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

I believe in hate at first sight.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse Well, you know, Halloween is just around the corner... Break out the Sexy French Maid costume and I just might reconsider.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse - Gee, talk about your no-brainers.

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@marvelousfalse Let's see, I could use my day off to clean around the house, or cuddle up on the couch with my gorgeous friend. -

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

"Started from the bottom now we here."

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse On the bright side of things, he just ::might:: have finally kicked his drug habit. The key word there being "might".

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@marvelousfalse @ohmycole - having to lug a Maggle statue through customs.

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@marvelousfalse @ohmycole Awful considerate of you to shield your eyes given the circumstance. I didn't envy the thought of Bradshaw -

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@RainmakerDID - then.

[Jack's Wasted Life @NotSethRollins]

@RainmakerDID Wha...What's Rock Band? Okada, my man, from one great champion to another, take my advice, come out of your shell now and -