Not Lynn Shackelford

I enjoy the small things like throwing millions of touchdowns. This is a parody account, not associated with Lynn Shackelford. #CrescentSucks

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BREAKING: Kevin Durant to retire from basketball to join the Chicago Cubs next season.

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That "9 in a row feeing"

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Hopefully @PJPayahsape is 19273919 times better at tackling than he is at board games

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Heard a rumor that @mom_crescent was featured in the latest edition of Jailbirds

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"That was like, 8 years ago, asshole."
"People don't forget!" #8Years

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2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 #8Years

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Only Coach in America that could re-vamp the Longhorn D is Tony Wood #WoodsD

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I really think we could put 45 on the Texas Longhorns

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Nate Lee is still a Legend

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Jk #CrescentSucks let the games begin

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Due to OSSAA regulations & with suggestions from Marva Oard, we will not be tweeting about our rival this week. Sorry, & go cats

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"With 2 losses, Cashion is dead." #Misjudged #Miscalculated #Wrong
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I'm making mental notes of their salaries, & scoring that many points on them #McguinessSucks https://t.co/rrteik4uNO

[Justin Baker @JGB_Baker]

All is quiet on the #shamrockshootout front, that must mean class A Cashion is pounding everyone 😂 #themightyfew @Matt_harman5 @_sethbrown_

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Same song, different verse #crescentsucks https://t.co/O83LOAHuoR

[Crescent Mom @mom_crescent]

@NotShackleford how's offseason coach? Teaching sportsmanship this year I hope. Our boys will be ready this fall!!

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Alright @chsfightpoll here it is. Saturday night at the Big House, Pay-Per-View only. Who you got?

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Let's go win state

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RT if you would go back in time #legends