Elton. (parody)

I'm a year ahead of myself these days, and I'm locomotive strong. @BestShotBenatar makes history young again. I'm still standing. #RP/Parody Account

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

Look, @BestShotBenatar! I rolled this piano out to the beach!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar “I started on that. Thought it was a bloody good idea myself. Ended up just making a big trench.”

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar Pat! Come out and enjoy the beach with me!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

Still here, still standing, and back in action!

Hit me with your best shot, @BestShotBenatar! It’s almost Halloween, and that means it’s time to start looking for Christmas trees! #Tradition

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@TwitterSupport //Can’t follow anyone on this account. Please help!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar Love, I’ll strip down right now and dance in my heels if you want me to...

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar That’s the whole purpose of doing it, love.

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar I will walk in front of Buckingham Palace in heels and a Union Jack thong if I have to. Rod Stewart will learn his place.

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar I’m sure someone does. I was a bit shy about anyone taping it. Was afraid my bum didn’t look up to par with Rod Stewart’s.

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar It’s all about balance and confidence. You never saw me at the RuPaul show?!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar I’m a sharp dresser too.

...I’m wearing your heels right now.

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

Actually, we can. I went to https://t.co/JF3Uen7j8X and bought a snow machine!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

❄️ We can watch the snow fall forever and ever ~ ❄️

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

🎶Step into Christmas with me!!🎶

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

Honey, I’m /always/ in the Benatar-John Christmas spirit!! Let’s get decorating!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

I most certainly did not. Only this tree, and I did it for kicks. I’ve got to get you in that Benatar-John Christmas spirit.

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

You already decorated without me..??

*she looked a bit disappointed by this fact.*

Is there still a tree to decorate at least?

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

Oh baby, you know I already have. As a matter of fact, I bought 15 Christmas trees!

[Pat Benatar-John (Fan Acct) @BestShotBenatar]

Time to decorate for Christmas?!?!?

Oh, can we get a tree so big it barely fits through the door?!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

It’s officially December.

You know what that means, @BestShotBenatar!!!

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@TheCoolerKing_ So sorry to hear. Praying for a swift recovery.

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

🎶I know it’s real bad, but it’s the best I could do....I burnt up the turkey...and ruined the sweet potatoes too.
And you can tell everybody,
we’re going out for Thanksgiving, @BestShotBenatar...🎶

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar I’ll dm

[Elton. (parody) @NotSirEltonJohn]

@BestShotBenatar @nicemansolo @DarkLordVader81

I’m still standing! Working on getting my characters back!