The Dad Whisperer

Spraying butt shit right the fuck out of my ass

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Ehh I've already talked about that on here

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Hate it when people try to say that doesn't matter

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

People who are shitty human beings should not be allowed to make music

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Ooooh Minior

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Oooo new Phantogram song is EDGY! Get it you two!

[SNCKPCK ★彡 @SNCKPCK]

“I DONT LIKE DOGS”

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

At a food joint called Beach House rn wondering if the band's ever eaten here 🤔

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Fuck it

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Playing Powerman 5000 by myself at this tiki bar and it feels kinda awkward there's peeps outside

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Chill out on the Arthur memes fam only a few I saw were witty

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

I think I put it in a good way

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Very self-aware and intelligent band I really should listen to the whole new album

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Not a huge 1975 fan, but I like their surprising depth of purpose. They form an effigy of relatable desires in social media culture

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

One of my in-laws has a chill ass party house complete with a tiki bar lol fuck yea

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Fuck man life is a bitch why do we have to get older?

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Heard my brother turn on his SP he hadn't used for years and heard the intro to Sapphire and I seriously have the feels like a motherfucker

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

I don't argue with strangers online no mo for any reason. It's ridiculous and was ridiculous of me and is ridiculous of others to do it

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

Also, Caribou coffee is the shit. I'm having my first blend and it is muy bien

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

I know they've been trying to go in a more visceral direction in recent years and I feel like they finally got it man. I should revisit 8:18

[The Dad Whisperer @NotSoHermit]

THE NEW. PRADA SONG.
SLAMMMMMMMMS.

I THINK I JUST DID MIKE'S SCREAMS FOR THE FIRST TOME AND I'M HAVIN' SKITTLES SO IT SOUNDED PERFECT