Raq

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[Raq @NotSoPunkRaq]

I think if ur gonna have ur wedding in a barn I should be able to wear some goddamn overalls

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Sorry I’m late I ran into my favorite cat on the way

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Like if you miss a light bill or don’t pay it on time, you don’t get those services. But people have straight up not paid me and/or ghosted for services I’ve already completed. Or make promises to pay in a week or two. Or just forget. And like man. I just wanna get groceries.

[Raq @NotSoPunkRaq]

Ok semi vulnerable tweet but thankfully my Twitter is private. Can my clients stop playing around about sending me money on time? I need to buy groceries. I’m astounded how little care people have for my services and it’s really disheartening…

[Raq @NotSoPunkRaq]

If I hear that stupid insanity quote one more time I’m gonna shove my head through a brick wall

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Say it with me: I am an ADULT and if I don’t want to eat the pretzels in the chex mix I don’t have to

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He’s v bad at texting but that makes him ~mysterious~

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Serving was the most fucking exhausting job because I would ask things like “what is crudité” and I would get responses like, “it is crudité”

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Not that these terms are appropriate for most diagnoses, or kind, but it’s so funny to me that they’re like a negatively framed view of the actual diagnosis. Where someone would say lazy, another psychiatrist might say “trouble starting tasks” and it’s like…the same kind of

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So funny that people will be like “you don’t have ____ diagnosis, you’re just (lazy/apathetic/sensitive/whatever)”

Like bro, yes, my brain is literally wired that way. That’s what I’m trying to tell you

[Raq @NotSoPunkRaq]

I really love the energy of the Farmer’s Almanac calling Michigan “unreasonably cold”

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@ellesnotreading Literally what the fuck is going on with Colleen Hoover

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Basically the anthem of my autism

[Raq @NotSoPunkRaq]

You could tell me that Waffle House is a portal to another dimension and I’d say yes that 100% checks out

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Can’t stop thinking about the 13 y/o I teach music to calling them Tamé Impala

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Let’s also talk about the fact that if you are caught driving without insurance the fine is between $200-1000 or possible jail time :) this country fr said “it’s illegal to be poor”

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Also it is FUCKED that your car insurance payments are based on your credit score. You can’t afford to keep your credit at the tippity top shape during a pandemic?? You’re gonna have to pay 150+ more a month for car insurance that you legally HAVE to have :)

[Raq @NotSoPunkRaq]

Trans men are MEN for example my boyfriend called wildebeests “Africa cows”

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Credit score bureaus:

Oh you used a lot of credit and didn’t pay it off before the cutoff date? MINUS 24 POINTS!!

Oh you paid the whole thing off the very next month?

3 points for Gryffindor :-)

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@AOC this is amazing

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I love parents :))

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This lady called me right after the ??? and now they are late and will most likely blame it on me :))