Johnny Rico

“You must pay for everything in this world. Nothing is free, except the grace of god.” USMC 1996-2000. Go VOLS!

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

You are in a position to *demand* nothing. I, on the other hand, am in a position to *grant* nothing. - Khan Noonien Singh

[Dissident Media @DissidentMedia]

After decapitating a British citizen, this Muslim stopped to explain to a camera why he did it and why it won’t stop happening. Islam is incompatible with western civilization and there must be a total separation of all its adherents from our countries.

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@esglaude You’re a racist.

[The Architect. @TheMarcitect]

The shooting in Montreal yesterday reaffirmed my belief that less than 100 moderately trained men could take Ottawa in a single day. The police are impotent, the military is impotent and the politicians are weak kneed cowards. This country is ripe for the picking.

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@BritIndianVoice Go back to your shithole.

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@ChicagosMayor God, you are one stupid mfkr.

[Free2Bme @KimsShadow]

@JesseKellyDC

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

.@SenJohnKennedy,

Is it true that you’re publicly supporting the SAVE America Act,

but then privately attacking those Senators that are actually pushing for the SAVE America Act?

It looks like you’re up for re-election in 2028.

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

It’s called capitalism.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

Big mikes got them size 12 skis…lol.

[The Nasty Italian🍷🇺🇸 🇮🇹 @sayitnspinit]

Every one of them fucked the country up - Biden was a disaster but I still say Obama was one of the biggest mistakes America ever made.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@RichardAngwin Your fellow commies

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@Strandjunker Are you the ugliest person in the world? Definitely in the running.

[Anna Valkyrie ⚔️ @AnnaValkyrieX]

They just instituted a curfew in my city due to teen takeovers. Which are, in reality, just a fuckload of young blacks running around destroying shit.

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

Hateful

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Michelle Obama slayed today!

Describe her in one word 👇

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

This idiot really loves the smell of his own farts.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

More than 40 years ago, I arrived in Chicago in search of an idea. I was a young man looking for purpose, who believed deeply in America, was inspired by the Civil Rights Movement, and wanted to be a part of something larger. The America I believed in was one where everyone has opportunity, everyone is seen, everyone belongs—because that was an America that had a place for me, too.

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@LangmanVince Also, he’s gay.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Michelle Obama has decided not to respond to the incident at the UFC 250 at the White House.

Quote: "I'm gonna be the bigger man"

Well done bro!!👊🏼

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@freakoutsideofx 4

[Johnny Rico @NotSoSeriousLee]

@MurrayHillGuy1 She looks like a goat, perfect for her husband.

[Mark J Vinton @MarkJVinton]

@nypost