HotPoppers

Hot content that is popping up all over the net. Who knew news could be this spicy?

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RIP Roger Ebert. Everyone lower your thumbs to half mast.

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THE JABBERNAUTS comedy podcast! Episode 2 is up! Trannies, Walmart, Jerk Off Stories, & much much more. Please listen: https://t.co/ALxLU6QV

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Chuck E. Cheese's in the South are honoring Gun Appreciation Day by filling up the ball pit with bullets.

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Good thing Lance Armstrong waited to confess to Oprah once she went to #OWNTV, so no one can see it.

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Wrong link, bro?? RT @AlRoker Good times! http://t.co/7OsfZL7C

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Honey, you misspelled "cast member" RT @KourtneyKardash Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!

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I would have love to have been there to hear Kanye West scream Jay-Z's name as he came inside Kim.

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As we tweet, Planned Parenthood is making plans for an airstrike on Kim's uterus.

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Kim and Kanye's baby is going to hang itself with the umbilical cord once it finds out who the parents are.

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In 9 months, it will be Kim Kardashian's first time actually REMOVING something black out of her vagina.

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My dad just called the film "DL Hughley Unchained" for the 5th time. I'm too scared to correct him.

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No shock that my dad's birthday is today cuz he too leaves us and shows up once a year uninvited.

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I don't know about the end of the Mayan calendar, but I do know it's near the end of my Channing Tatum calendar!! :(

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"Cool story, bro." - an African kid when he hears you complaining about having "the sniffles"

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Watching "The Voice" for the first time tonight. Chris Farley is alive?!! Why is he wearing so much makeup?

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Soooooooooo since he deleted his Twitter can I have Chris Bown's @ name?

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When Black people say, "Black don't crack!" I assume they're not referring to selling it, right?

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"Buy this product or I'll fucking kill you."- the best/worst salesman

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i can't tell if my drunk uncle is sticking his dick in my ear or if someone's playing Christmas music or both. oh fuck it's both.