Shirley Clatworthy

Typical nonsense.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

#Quarantined so I’m back on Twitter. I found this today and loved it.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@pulte Worth a shot. 🙋🏻‍♀️🙏🏻🥰

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

It’s the first day of winter break at school and I am already hiding in the bathroom. #WinterBreak #MerryChristmas #whereismycoffee

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@pulte

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@pulte Because I need some financial stability.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@pulte Please 😭

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

I heard @pulte helps people in need. I try not to ask for much from anyone, it’s my life and I should take care of it. It’s almost Christmas and I haven’t been able to pay my rent or electric. Anything would help.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

Old people are great when you are not in a hurry. #MondayMorning

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

While you recover from Black Friday shopping, I’ll be cleaning all day while complaining to my family. That will teach them to make my house a mess again, for at least a week. #HowIWonBlackFriday

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

Happy watching your children at other people’s houses day to all you parents. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #nextyearimcooking #Happythanksgiving2019 #momlife

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

Happy Friday! #PodcastFriday

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[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

Vanilla and skunk ice cream 🍦 🙃

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

One bottle of wine in and I’m finally watching The Invention of Lying. Don’t let me down @rickygervais. #Friyay

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

#TheFirstTimeITried an office job, I almost ended up under a filing cabinet.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@UponACrime I love all the podcasters and their ads. Bonus point if they can make me laugh 😁

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@TraceEvPod @365_Halloween I think I have to start unfollowing you. Twix are one of the most amazing things.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@UponACrime Have you read the book?? It’s phenomenal.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@TraceEvPod I couldn’t do 5 am. I have two kids and I thank my luck stars everyday they don’t get up before 6:30.

[Shirley Clatworthy @NotSoUsualMom]

@TraceEvPod Maybe a podcast about depression filled with sarcasm and other off humor. I would love to be apart of it. It’s literally how I make it through life. (Also that could be the type of job you are looking for!)