Jana Pawlak

Poster of cute kid sayings, SPNFamily, maker at @AHappyDiversion

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Ben loves Would You Rathers. The other day he asked the most thought-provoking one to date: Would you rather be @geophr3y or @EliNotEli ? We decided I’d be Geoff, he’d be Eli and we’d be a band together 😍🎙️🎶

#crazy8s #voiceplay #acapella #voiceplay

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Him: “Mom, I pranked ya! I read The Witches!”

He knows we read the book before watching the movie, and we’ve been talking about this one as a good scary movie. My kid (thinks he) pranked me…by reading a book. I couldn’t love this more!

#crazy8s #readingrainbow

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@TheKatieKrepel Will you please come here and do that too?

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

#crazy8s

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Me: I love that you sing in the shower. I get to jam out while you get clean. 🚿 Him: <totally tickled that I do this> Mom! I’m so mad at you! 🤭Current favorite shower song: https://t.co/YWrtEYPuQp

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Me: Explains prom Him: “When I go, maybe I’ll get another one of those pall bearer suits.” #crazy8

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@AynRandPaulRyan https://t.co/MaBBOmzMCL

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@AynRandPaulRyan Oatmeal butterscotch chip - bonus points for turning them into oatmeal cream pies with a bourbon cream filling!

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

#7wonders

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

“I’ll do the turning” - after I took too long to take my turn in a morning game of I Spy

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Humming something by KidsBop: “People really make good songs nowadays!”
#7wonders

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@TheKatieKrepel https://t.co/aYe5pzbq33

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Me: Explaining why we use salt to dry eggplant before using it in lasagna. Ben: “Oh! Like making mummies!”
Yes…I hadn’t thought of it that way before… #7wonders #mummy #cooking

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@TheKatieKrepel Same

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Just responded to someone’s Hinge profile response with “TM TM TM!” I guess we’ll see what he makes of that... @TheKatieKrepel @xtineschiefer @ATWWDpodcast

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

“It’s so hot I’m frying shrimp over here!” Guess he’s not heard of frying an egg on the sidewalk? 🍤 #sassy6

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@SnazzyO @JamesztieS Hey friend! I could help do some digging if you want. I put together my own family tree and a friend’s on MyHeritage, because I like that kind of detecting.

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

So, Ben doesn't really understand the "psy" prefix, and we're playing PokémonGo. From now on Psyduck is Piss Duck and Psychic is Piss Chick 💀 #sassy6

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

@TheKatieKrepel Safe and naked ™️

[Jana Pawlak @NotSquirrelMom]

Discussing coywolves, I mentioned that horses and donkeys can mate too. “Know what I’d call that? A honkey!”
#sassy6