Stephen Colon 🎙

Most dangerous family man in consulting - Views are my own

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@USMNT Hate losing. Moral victories stink.

[Surfer Dude 🏄‍♂️ @dudeonthebay]

U.S. goal: Offside no goal

Turkey goal: Goal no offside

Americans: Okay, this game is gay and no one understands wtf is going on here. When does real football start?

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@barstoolsports F*ck Turkey

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@USMNT Hate watching us lose.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

2-0 USA

IT’S CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I can't wait to play for @CoachMattRhule..

I'm excited to build my legacy at Nebraska"

@JordanAg78 #PMSLive

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@zachrose51 Yep

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@zachrose51 Prismecs, Steadfast Operations

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@Branch9497 @WyoWrestle @McoAthtx

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@Branch9497 @WyoWrestle @McoAthtx is a few years out, but on the rise.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Today is Good Friday.

Thank you, Jesus for your amazing and unthinkable sacrifice. You died so that we would have life, and life in abundance.

“It was nine in the morning when they crucified him. The written notice of the charge against him read: the king of the jews … With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last. The curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood there in front of Jesus, saw how he died, he said, ‘Surely this man was the Son of God!’”

Mark 15

[NEwrestle @NEBwrestle]

Husker Legend Brock Hardy is Ending his Career as a 4x All American. Fourth place finish and a standing ovation for the senior.

GBR 🌽🔥

[Wrestling AI Platform @wrestlerefai]

157 semi decided by a coach’s challenge overturning a TD call in tiebreakers. The #1 seed’s season ended on a review. Was the original call right? Nobody has the data to answer that. Yet.

[Wrestling AI Platform @wrestlerefai]

NCAA DI Championships start Thursday. 300+ wrestlers. Thousands of calls. Zero objective data on any of them.

The NCAA changed video review rules this season because the old system wasn't enough.

[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

Brock Hardy: 4x All-American 🏅

#NCAAWrestling x @HuskerWrestling

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

GBR

[Nebraska Wrestling @HuskerWrestling]

He’s an All-American.

Lamer secures his first All-American honor with his win over No. 12 Carter Young (MD) by major dec., 12-0. The senior advances to his first semifinal appearance.

[Stephen Colon 🎙 @NotSteveColon]

@EricBaileyTW @wrestlerefai is building something for things like this