Not Steve Smith

Once regarded a leg spinning progidy, turned world class batsman. Can bat. Can sort of bowl. Can captain too. #SPDS

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Joe Root looking very comfortable in the field today #Ashes

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

@GMaxi_32Not i think somewhere Watto can be blamed for this

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

@GMaxi_32Not good ball?

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

@GMaxi_32Not well..... You see....

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

@GMaxi_32Not ughh... um... yeah

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

This is why GB is an out and out legend. #ourgeorge https://t.co/AGM1FXGbgn

[cricket.com.au @cricketcomau]

George Bailey, with a completely straight face, says the floppy gold hat will one day be held in the same regard as the Baggy Green #AUSvIND

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

George, thats a funky looking thigh pad on your hand.

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Just need to steal GB's floppy hat now. @GMaxi_32Not

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Cards, board games, nets, change room cricket, swimming, snorkelling, diving, rowing, sailing and surfing. Have we forgotten anything? #wet

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Poor bloke.

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

We are about to win this by an innings and 400 runs. #CalledItHereFirst.

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Oh Dave.

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Best toss to lose since Naser Hussein wanted to bowl. #RunsForFun

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Winning the toss and electing to bowl custard is the best Christmas gift of all time. As well as the impending triple tons #AUSvWI

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

How well do they assemble front pads? https://t.co/tV8DzDTGA9

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

With the Poms bringing in Bairstow, I suspect that the middle order will fire up #gotem

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

This is when Watto scores runs.

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

@Corpse_in_Pads Sorry chief

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

Just doing a job...

[Not Steve Smith @NotSteveSmith49]

No one uses the leg side like I do #SPDS