Michael Scott

I’m what brown can do for you.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@Robbyj02 🤡🤡🤡

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

The cardinals just turned 2

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@addag23 Monday night football has decimated my fantasy roster. Fuck this shit.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@SethHachmeister @BarstoolHusker In all fairness, after you score a touchdown, at home, you should never want your fans to be quiet.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@TPUSA the stickers are such a nice touch. I see ya workin out here

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

I have Aaron Rodgers in multiple fantasy leagues.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

It’s like there’s a black cloud over me in sports. I can’t fucking win anything.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@ArianaElyse See I thought they should give us better odds on the game tonight considering the Jets are undefeated on 9/11.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@theyatesmeister Elaborate

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

It’s like there’s a black cloud over me in sports. I can’t fucking win anything.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@Sharkywood2 A bit harsh don’t ya think

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@Sharkywood2 Kids don’t even know

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

This Martinez kid is GROSS

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@Timcast listening to the latest culture war, and I can’t begin to tell you how impressed I am with your calm and patient demeanor. You should be studied. Like, like, for real for real.

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

I assume a hurricane named Hilary is gonna kill a lot of people let’s keep an eye on her

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

I suck so bad

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

@sarameyerr_ Having a kid is sweet I highly recommend

[Michael Scott @NotSteve_Carell]

I’m a cubs fan now this shit is pathetic