miss stomp

clownin around

[rob @subwaybae]

Absentmindedly hit my vape during a telehealth call and my dr asked what was that and I just went mute

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[໊ @boomihoor]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[َ @doesyd]

another euphoria sunday

[star ⊹ ࣪. ᵎᵎ @everwonchu]

talk of hantavirus when i have tickets for 2 concerts in my ticketmaster

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

Doc gave me a vitamin D injection cos I had 'dangerously low Vitamin D levels' in my blood and I feel like I could fight godzilla you mother fuckers have had this much energy this whole time????

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[jisoo thee targaryen stallion @angeItit]

girl it’s the met gala we really don’t give a fuck

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[John Leuzzi @ByJohnLeuzzi]

The Masters is often described as a tradition unlike any other.

But taxing on the runway for 45 minutes at O’Hare on the way to your gate after landing early is the real tradition unlike any other.

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

my mother walking into any apartment i have ever lived in

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[evil boxmuncher777 @cigluvr4202]

Chicago, Illinois

[ali @probablyalissa]

Omw to make it eight

[josh @y0cuando]

How it feels to live in a walkable city with good public transit during a global oil and gas shortage

[• @yducknow]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink