Jarred Kreger

Comedian occasionally. Idiot always.
Check out our sketch group Digital Warren on IG. more audio comedy for you ears coming soon.

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Hey @MoonPie, I made your obligatory quarantine commercial.

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Doing a private gig for a computer company and let me tell you they're a little too PC for me

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Our pages could use one of these. Any takers? https://t.co/F6whlRxI9C via @YouTube

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Direct Deposit: $1400 stimulus

Me at a garage sale:
"Hello yes, I will take the garage."

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Memory https://t.co/kXNcIA2xWk via @YouTube

Explain yourself @HiddenBrain

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Y'all thought you'd trade with Gamestop and profit? They gave me 75 cents for my ps3.

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@Starbucks should take a cue from @Arbys hilariously aggressive commercials #Parody #comedy #starbucks #arbys #spoof #Memes #memesdaily #Video

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@SimplyaPauling I believe the term is "Shame Siblings"...

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Normalize blocking and reporting "Sarah's Discovery" weight loss ads on Instagram.

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Yahoo Games CEO Addresses the Nation https://t.co/zLNlW3BjK0
@Yahoo This was the right choice.

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Back to Work in 2021 https://t.co/wQUUVhTElX via @YouTube Anyone else having trouble re-assimilating?

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Her Tinder bio: "I like bad boys who live dangerously."

Me:
*puts 'Air fried a 2 day old McRib for breakfast today' in my Tinder bio*

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Literal Boss https://t.co/4xoW4E8HDq via @YouTube @ComedyCentral @adultswim @cartoonnetwork

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If you eat Cheez Whiz don't worry about what's in the #vaccine.

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What If We Held Our Own Daily Press Conferences? https://t.co/ZYHk5HdjKO via @YouTube. I just wanna be like @NYGovCuomo & @ChrisCuomo

[Jarred Kreger @NotSubwayJarred]

Today I learned that the lyrics in the beginning of the Duck Tales theme song are...
"Life is like a hurricane,
Here in. Duckburg."

And not...

"What's up in that airplane?
It's a. DUCK. BIRD.!"

I was not a bright child.

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@SimplyaPauling I feel attacked.

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Everyone at 9 am:

"Hey Siri, who's the president?"

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@SimplyaPauling No it's legitimately funny. Not just nc of the outlandish shit he gets away with, but also a lot of funny jokes in the scripted dialogue.

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@BobVila did you do a speaking engagement at St. Raphael's grade school in Garden City Michigan, in the 90s? Where you spoke to the kids at church? I am settling a debate with friends.