Not SwimmingWorld

PARODY. What the swimming community really wants to hear. Email your ideas, suggestions, pics and complaints to [email protected]

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When you forget to bring food home for your girl, she posts something like this

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Never the bride https://t.co/8KLX1Wfqof

[Melody Haej @HaejHaej]

When your BF invites ur ex to his wedding and fam n friends are hoping for a hookup with the ex you know this fiance farce is fkd up! #karma

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When your body can't carry all the weight you've gained

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Cullen Jones needs to give Natalie Coughlin an eyebrow tutorial

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. @AnthonyErvin new tattoo is so bad, we don't even need a caption for it.

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If you're such a Micheal Phelps fan, name two other people in this picture.

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Just not in the pool..... https://t.co/zE9GsebN4W

[Michael Duderstadt™ @DUDERCRIS]

@AuburnSwimDive performing at the top of our game

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. @conorjdwyer squeezed his abs so hard for this pic, dude almost passed out and died.

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After being rejected by EVERY other swim brand, TYR is taking one for the team and signing Lochte.

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When your boss walks by and you gotta pretend like you're doing something productive https://t.co/1j6wGpxJhZ

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When you thought he couldn't make anynmore dumb decisions, he surprises us all https://t.co/FcPu8AvpCZ

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After 3 egg nogs, your uncle comes downstairs with your suit on looking like "you kids wanna race? I was state champ 1969"

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It's so good to see that USA swimming sent Michael Andrew to short course world championships to post on instagram from the stands.

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Get you a girl that can do both. Congratulations on the engagement @RyanLochte

[Not SwimmingWorld @NotSwimWorld]

Today's unfunny post comes to you from Nathan Adrian. . https://t.co/S1fkF5WYKH

[Nathan Adrian @Nathangadrian]

A new bed came in the mail today! 👻👻👻 #thefriendlyghost @casper

[Not SwimmingWorld @NotSwimWorld]

When your girl goes to the mall and makes you carry her shit while she picks out more items.

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When you didn't make the team but the booking was non refundable

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Too easy. https://t.co/9GKFR5uYOd

[Colleen Young @_CRYoung]

Hey @NotSwimSwam @NotSwimWorld you guys gotta make fun of swimming at the Paralympics too pls

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Congrats to Pernille Blume on her gold medal. You'll always be a gold medal in our hearts